Biggles of 266
1st Level Red Feather
- Joined
- Apr 26, 2001
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- 1,126
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Right when it's time to leave for work... car dies
Get to work and get shit put on me for being late, mostly from the girl who's been working there as long as me and is no more experienced than I am
Moving a trolley full of trays... the big pile of badly stacked metal trays on top comes falling down on top of me
Burn myself washing those same trays
Get a lift home, get out of the car and step into a nest of jumping ants. About an inch long, big pincer/mandible things, can jump about a foot or so and aggressively go for you when you walk past.
Sit down inside putting ice on my bites, and find about half a dozen of the f*cking things have come inside on my shoes. Hunt them down and grind them into the floor.
Tried to jump start my car and made smoke come pouring out of the electrics.
Can't type for crap coz right index finger is swollen double the size... I really hate those ants.
Thank god for painkillers and beer, I'm ready for bed and it's only 9pm. I'm really looking forward to seeing the mechanic smirk when he sees what's wrong, and watching my bank account piss away to zero. Who else had a great day? 😀
I know it sounds like I'm complaining, and I am, so shaddup 😛 I'll be back to my usual cheery self when the alco-ma-hol wears off. I'm not pisht.
Biggles
Get to work and get shit put on me for being late, mostly from the girl who's been working there as long as me and is no more experienced than I am
Moving a trolley full of trays... the big pile of badly stacked metal trays on top comes falling down on top of me
Burn myself washing those same trays
Get a lift home, get out of the car and step into a nest of jumping ants. About an inch long, big pincer/mandible things, can jump about a foot or so and aggressively go for you when you walk past.
Sit down inside putting ice on my bites, and find about half a dozen of the f*cking things have come inside on my shoes. Hunt them down and grind them into the floor.
Tried to jump start my car and made smoke come pouring out of the electrics.
Can't type for crap coz right index finger is swollen double the size... I really hate those ants.
Thank god for painkillers and beer, I'm ready for bed and it's only 9pm. I'm really looking forward to seeing the mechanic smirk when he sees what's wrong, and watching my bank account piss away to zero. Who else had a great day? 😀
![crying1 :cry1: :cry1:](https://www.ticklingforum.com/nonvb/smilies/crying.gif)
I know it sounds like I'm complaining, and I am, so shaddup 😛 I'll be back to my usual cheery self when the alco-ma-hol wears off. I'm not pisht.
Biggles