Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire Tickler?!

[Darkknight]

Ok, here's my review, since it wasn't fair to assume this video would be like the previous from Paradise vision, so I watched it.

First.. I find the hostess in the video to be insultive. She obviously could care less about tickling and has to be one of the worst ticklers I've ever seen. Cal-star had better ticklers than her.

She was annoying and her lack of interest in tickling was too obvious.
I normally love interviews in tickle vids but this gal made me want to shove 6 inch knives in my ears.

So from there we go to the 17 girls being tickled. Some were very pretty to just cute. Bobbie (I think a volleyball player) and the tall teacher were to my liking physically.

15 of the 17 girls were horrible at acting. Two seem sincere to make this a believable theme. Yeah it's a fantasy video, I would except the acting to make me feel the fantasy is real.

What about the tickling? The hostess blew it, I could have held a gun to her head and she still wouldn't be able to tickle someone to save her own life. When she wasn't tickling, Kamaino would do it but I don't know what happened to this guy... was he paid to tickle poorly on purpose?
Ok.. too harsh.. he maybe did ok with the rib tickling of the girls in the second segment of the video. It would have helped if the girls were actually ticklish.

The millionare old guy, guess what? I had no problem with him other than he couldn't tickle or read his lines well either. So I'll lay off him.

I mildly enjoyed the models dressed in Wedding dresses and being tickled. That's because they tickled each other without the pathetic hostess and Kamaino. But was it good enough to pay the high price for this video? No way, not even close.

I don't get Paradise Vision, your ace is Gia and Renee for tickling and you let a no name do it. When a vet is tickling he acts like he has no clue on what's going on. I own The Contest, it was way better then this video. I watched the Miss Ticklish USA (pay per view) and that was better then this one.

I know this is my opinion but by God's name, how can anyone say this video was the best ever or even good?
**shakes head in sheer disbelief**

I keep looking for that one gem I found in the Witch Trial (not the video tape but model Gia-not Gabriella's sister), hoping they would accidently get a really great tickling scene again.
Nope.. not this time.

One can only keep on hoping..

DK

 

[Nickotickle]

Thank you Darkknight!!!!

I was waiting for a straight forward review like yours to ensure
that I will not waste my money on this video.

 

[Biscuit]

A few comments to add

to an otherwise, sadly, fair and unbiased review. Overall, I tend to agree with Quackie here.

For starters, the "hostess" chick really ruins the whole movie. She's a godawful tickler, does a lot of slapping, grappling, wrestling of the feet, occasionally tickles by accident, forcing even the ticklish girls to ham it up in an obviously forced manner.

She's irritating to an extreme, I'd pay to see her fried extra crispy. Kammy-boy seems to have been relegated to a secondary role of being human stocks (not a bad idea, more flexibility than wooden ones) in the "interviews". Even his later tickling was a bit lackluster, I guess he didn't want to show up annoying-girl. I usually really like interview segments, but as Dirkling said, the hostess was SO awful she basically ruined what couldn've been really cute scenes.

Of the seventeen girls, I thought maybe 5 were significantly ticklish, and of those, two were quite to extremely so (as they had to be to show a reaction, considering the lackluster tickling of whiny-chick.)

The "wedding gown scene" was pretty ridiculous. Have you ever TRIED to tickle someone wearing 25 lbs of cloth and frippery? Damned difficult, and even harder to see when everyone's wearing one. Asinine.

The one place where I have to disagree with Quacksalot is the end. I thought the dumpy little fellow was the best tickler in the whole thing (helps that he "picked" one of the only two REALLY ticklish girls in the whole shebang, though). The girl they picked to win (Bobbi) was one of the two I liked (the other was Claire, although I found her voice a bit...piercing)

I have the Contest too, and I have to say that that video is head and shoulders superior to this one.

Maybe worth 25-30 bucks for the couple of decent scenes, definately NOT worth 60.00. Not at all.

😉

 

[Tickle-Underarm]

I keep looking for that one gem I found in the Witch Trial (not the video tape but model Gia-not Gabriella's sister), hoping they would accidently get a really great tickling scene again.
Nope.. not this time.

DK

Hey, did you mean Mia in that video? There is no Gia in that video. If that's what you meant, I have to agree with you, I was totally amazed by seeing this part of the video. She was the truely ticklish girl in their videos and I never saw her being tied up and tickled. They just tickled her while not being tied up in that video and that was about it. I really hoped to see he coming back.

BTW, thanks for the review. I also liked the contest but haven't seen this one.

-TU

 

[Darkknight]

TU,

You are so correct, her name is Mia, not Gia! I had to go pop that sucker in to see it and noticed I had the name wrong!

Mia Mia Mia Mia Mia Mia Mia Mia... there, I will remember her now. 🙂
She's one of the most ticklish gals ever that I have seen on film!
The crazy thing was, she was ticklish everywhere and insanely.

I can only imagine she refused to be tied up, you can tell tickling drove her nuts... she hated it and we NEVER saw her again. She was the real deal, nothing close to her at PV... yes even beyond Lily.

To this day I'm floored how no one ever brings her up when they talk about Paradise ticklees. She was it, the perfect ticklee (well, she hated being tickled but close enough).

I would have spent their $60+ fees on a video with Mia in it, she was so worth it. I believe they have a clip available of her now at one of those clips sites. People should really see her get tickled.
I do have positive things to say about PV.. well.. ok.. this is the 2nd thing ever but she's one of the best. Just telling it how it is, in my opinion.

DK

 

[WestchesterT]

I posted a review Feb. 22 (under MasterTklr's thread) that expressed disappointment in this video. Lots of girls being tickled, but quantity is not a good substitute for quality.
- Westchester Tickler