Who would like to have a chance to tickle some female feet?

[Journia]

Well I will give that chance to whomever can give me the best way to get females to partake in making a tickling movie.
All you have to do is make an advertisement.
It should be able to attract people while not frightening or discouraging. And whomever makes the ad which brings in a lot of people, I will give themn the chance to tickle a girl. But you have to get to the U.S. Capitol City on your own.

 

[Journia]

Any takers?

 

[HyPeRaCtIvItY1]

lol you expect us to fly all the way to washington dc to tickle a girls feet? i think i will stick with my gf thanks

 

[Journia]

hey. You may not take the offer, but I am hopeful that someone will. And if not, oh well....it was worth a try.

 

[Kalamos]

So, you're relying on people being desperate enough to travel, too shy to hire a "merc", and none too broke to stay home.

...

Pretty narrow target you're catering to.

 

[Journia]

what is a merc?
and yes. I know. It is a very narrow shot. But I am good at darts.

 

[Kalamos]

what is a merc?
and yes. I know. It is a very narrow shot. But I am good at darts.

I suck at darts!
I suck so much I could hire out and make money. Big slimy bucks.
I suck so much I managed to puncture a pal's loudspeakers, while aiming at the board.
That's how much I suck at darts.
I'm good with bow and arrows, though...

 

[Journia]

I suck at darts!
I suck so much I could hire out and make money. Big slimy bucks.
I suck so much I managed to puncture a pal's loudspeakers, while aiming at the board.
That's how much I suck at darts.
I'm good with bow and arrows, though...

and what is a merc?

 

[Kalamos]

A mercenary.
How do you call people who sell themselves out for money?
Mercs.

Dunno if you call them that way in English.
In Italian "merc" is *also* another way call-girls go by.

 

[Journia]

Oh. That is too expensive for me. Remember I am earning college money.

 

[Kalamos]

You could try selling yourself out for college money as well...

 

[Journia]

No. I would be tickled to death then. I don't want that to happen again.

 

[Kalamos]

* Grumbles curses and cusses a lot. In Italian... *

 

[GEORGIATKLER]

Make Some Money As Our Tickle Honey

It Ain't Gonna Be Hillary And Janet Reno In A Remake Of Pv's "the Babysitter" Is It? 🙂 Damn, That Would Cure The Fettish For All Of Us. " If You've Got The Toes, If You've Got The Hose, If You Know "the Pose, If This Ad Didn't Throw, Laugh All The Way To The Bank" Btw, Is The Video Gonna Premiere On C-span?

 

[Journia]

Is that your ad?

 

[Kalamos]

Is that your ad?

Yeah, something like that, I like to call it assertive self-advertising.
People find it compelling.

 

[GEORGIATKLER]

Including The Title There Were Two Ads............

If You Gotta Ask..............................................

 

[Kalamos]

No, really Journia, you should try some... assertive ads.
You're not looking for people.
People should be looking for you.

...

 

[TheChameleon]

Here's an article, use it for free... I don't want to fly anywhere.

"Hey! Looking for A female for a Video Shoot, $$$ involved, NO SEX! Send Email to [email protected] with a picture and I'll get back to you soon!"

Remember, EVERYBODY wants to be in video.

 

[Journia]

Thank you chameleon

 

[TheChameleon]

I fail to see the difficulty in typing that out, I bet you even just copy/pasted it 😀

 

[poopies]

i'll be in dc this august-december for an internship, and would be happy to be a 'lee in your movie, but it appears you're only looking for ladies... drat.

 

[Journia]

I see....hmm....how thin are you?

 

[DarthGrinn]

ROTFLMAO that's the funniest title ever...

FUnnier than another post I read some where:

Title: [WTF] Girlfriend...

First sentence of the post:

Want To Find a girlfriend

LOL

Good luck m8

 

[Journia]

That was actually clever.