Why God made Women...

[JoBelle]

Why God made Women...

Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

There, doesn't that just touch your heart?

HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY

 

[Stephen]

JoBelle, I thought God made women because sheep can't sew buttons back on our shirts.

 

[amk714]

Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

So I'm a bottle of alcohol? I need a drink. 😀

 

[Deleted member 2452]

i heard something different

i heard that god made women as a form of perpetual motion joke.
all his other joke were getting boring, so he came up with women to be a never ending source of humor! lol
steve

 

[JoBelle]

Hey! Those are good. 😀

Personally, I think I was made to accomplish great feats of confusion while talking to the men in my life!

Joby, typical bird.

 

[Moses25]

Why God made women?

To "harass" people online, of course.😛

Fickle? Moi?

*falls to floor*

Cheers.😀

 

[ShiningIce]

I thought he made women to tickle?? 😕

 

[luv2bt&tickled]

I thought he made women to tickle?? 😕

He sure did SI! I love the way that you think! 😛 😉

 

[ShiningIce]

😀

 

[sole seeker]

Hey! Those are good. 😀

Personally, I think I was made to accomplish great feats of confusion while talking to the men in my life!

Joby, typical bird.

Personally, I'd like to get my hands on Joby's great feets!

 

[ShiningIce]

I wanna get my hands on luv2bt&tickled! Ive got so many wonderful tools to try out her. 🙂

 

[4Pawz]

LOL in response to Jobelle's original post I want to say: WELL SAID lol. They made guys to give women a challenge because in the beginning we said, "Have the kids, clean the house, run the world....piece of cake!" We are being punished I tell U punished, LOL

Pawz

 

[shark]

That's what you get for talking to snakes and stealing fruit.

 

[Moses25]

That's what you get for talking to snakes and stealing fruit.

LOL. Good one, Shark 'ol boy.

Cheers.😀

 

[Stephen]

Did God make men because cucumbers can't change flat tires?

 

[JoBelle]

Stephen,
They can't kill bugs or carry out the trash either! 😛

Pawz,...you're right on chick...RIGHT ON!

Soleseeker? hehe My feet? no way bigfella! They are too ticklish!

Joby

 

[milagros317]

It is my belief that God made women because men need to be tied down and tickled without mercy. 😀

 

[Flatfoot]

I just want to say that I don't claim to be God's gift to women. I think women are God's gift to me!