Dialon
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Why isn't there a human body themed restaurant?
See, the entrance will be the head, with a tongue as a carpeted walkway leading into the opened mouth, (with white couches for teeth) where you wait for the waiter/waitress to seat you at a table. They take you down the hallway which is the throat (that slowly spins like in a carnival funhouse) and it leads to several different dining room areas. One is the heart, filled with foods with high fat and cholesterol, where the walls are red and inflatable (resembling a heart beat). Another being the lungs which I imagine as some sort of exotic, fine dining cuisine for some reason. The liver is a bar (obviously). And because humans have genitals, maybe there could be a testicle room, for the adults to hang out in and do adult stuff. And then the intestines will be the biggest dining room full of arcade games (like Chucky Cheese). Except, instead of some dude in a Chucky suit coming out to high five your kids, every hour on a grandfather clock, a bell sounds and a large fan blows hot, stinky air over the entire room. Then on the way out you take the large intestines, get a complimentary chocolate cake desert (similar to getting complimentary fortune cookies at an Asian restaurant), and take a slide out the restaurant's anus into the parking lot.
Every waiter and waitress will be dressed as red blood cells, because they are delivering food and drinks to the entire restaurant (body). The bouncers dress as white blood cells, ready to kick the asses of anybody causing a ruckus within their body. OH! And there can be event nights! Like, on January 4th, the entire restaurant catches the flu, and all of the waiters/waitresses dress up as flu strains! And maybe the menus change to fit the theme! Perhaps one night the restaurant gets a tapeworm, and the guy in the tapeworm suit walks around and high fives your kids. Stab Wound Sunday! Where an inflatable knife blade appears to be jutting down from the ceiling and acts as a slide!
Okay I am done with my random stupidity, but out of curiosity; do you have any random ideas that you are just wondering "why the fuck hasn't anyone done this yet!?" I would love to hear them!
See, the entrance will be the head, with a tongue as a carpeted walkway leading into the opened mouth, (with white couches for teeth) where you wait for the waiter/waitress to seat you at a table. They take you down the hallway which is the throat (that slowly spins like in a carnival funhouse) and it leads to several different dining room areas. One is the heart, filled with foods with high fat and cholesterol, where the walls are red and inflatable (resembling a heart beat). Another being the lungs which I imagine as some sort of exotic, fine dining cuisine for some reason. The liver is a bar (obviously). And because humans have genitals, maybe there could be a testicle room, for the adults to hang out in and do adult stuff. And then the intestines will be the biggest dining room full of arcade games (like Chucky Cheese). Except, instead of some dude in a Chucky suit coming out to high five your kids, every hour on a grandfather clock, a bell sounds and a large fan blows hot, stinky air over the entire room. Then on the way out you take the large intestines, get a complimentary chocolate cake desert (similar to getting complimentary fortune cookies at an Asian restaurant), and take a slide out the restaurant's anus into the parking lot.
Every waiter and waitress will be dressed as red blood cells, because they are delivering food and drinks to the entire restaurant (body). The bouncers dress as white blood cells, ready to kick the asses of anybody causing a ruckus within their body. OH! And there can be event nights! Like, on January 4th, the entire restaurant catches the flu, and all of the waiters/waitresses dress up as flu strains! And maybe the menus change to fit the theme! Perhaps one night the restaurant gets a tapeworm, and the guy in the tapeworm suit walks around and high fives your kids. Stab Wound Sunday! Where an inflatable knife blade appears to be jutting down from the ceiling and acts as a slide!
Okay I am done with my random stupidity, but out of curiosity; do you have any random ideas that you are just wondering "why the fuck hasn't anyone done this yet!?" I would love to hear them!
