Why I am better than Britney

[nessonite1]

Okay as I'm sure none of you have missed the little skank was on Leno giving a treat to all of you foot fanatics out there. Well my friends I am sorry if you were disapointed. Speaking not only as a woman, but as a human being with good eyesight and also as a person with a deep love and respect for all of my foot loving friends I hereby make a public plea for that girl to keep those things COVERED!!
UHHGGGG!!!!
Now can't say I have a rendezvous with a razor every single day but if I were going to be on a nationally, and possibly internationally, broadcasted late night talk show I do believe I would make sure that my legs were hair free. Granted she was wearing a long skirt or pants at the time. But if you know you look like tarzan the ape man down there it is not the time to be whipping them out for all the world. For pity sake the girl has hair on her knuckles! This is something I can barely forgive on a MAN!
So I am offering once and for all a reason for you men to get off of your Britney kick. I don't claim my toes are perfect. Far from it. But modest as I try to be I can safely say that I have Britney beat hands down in this area.
Sorry my pic isn't quite as sharp. I can't get good focus when I'm trying to hold the camera myself. But then, I don't have any ingrown hairs to focus on either.

 

[ticyou]

Hard to say, only because I can' t get Britney's foot clear. Yours, even if fuzzy, are nice and I licked your toes. Nice shape to your foot but is it ticklish?

 

[Ticklemmeeeeee]

nessonite....No offense but why do you have to be "better than Brittney" ? Why can't you just post your foot pic for what it is...another attractive foot...I can't see yours very clearly but I happen to love Brittneys feet🙂

 

[nessonite1]

LOL! It was more of a joke than anything you silly people 🙂
I started out just posting a pic of Britneys nasty apendages but I decided to throw mine up there for comparison. Sort of an after thought hence the blurry rushed look of it. 🙂 Humor, you know?

 

[alf1]

A joke there is but....

Hi nessonite 😉
I never understand that "Britney kick" that u are talking about......for me she is unatractive.....and about her feet.....nothing to say.....
I do not even understand why u compare to her....i know it's a joke as u say but....let's stay carefully far from her.......
Nice series nessonite of you tickled..great really

 

[steph]

Hilarious Ness~I second the thought~yuck! Seen her ASS lately? (shudders) For a beautiful girl that age who's never had kids to have that much cottage cheese~it's pitiful.
XOXO

 

[nessonite1]

LOL Steph...thanks for bumping this embarrasing thread! 😛 I sound totally conceited! Bad me!
On the other hand I have to agree with you. In the last year or so Miss Spears has started looking like I expected her to when she is 30. She just has a very 'white trash has-been' look to her these days. lol

 

[Kalamos]

Well, maybe miss Spears is actually a tallish hobbit... 😉

 

[Faramir]

Britney? ....Britney who ? 😀

 

[moondog83uk1]

Converted.

Good one Ness,

Bloody hell, I seen pics of her feet before, but they always been kinda obscured, and they're kinda old too. But that one doesn't appeal to me at all. Haha, so yeah, you got my vote. You beat her hands down. Oh, nice toes by the way 🙂

Thanks for the post, Ness, as always.

Moondog 😀

 

[AphxA1]

im sorry but i rather make friends with ness. My brother tried to get a autograph cause his daughte(6) is a huge fan of her and when they saw her in new york on some mall line, when they finally got close enough. The bodyguards pushed everyone away and said "sorry no more autographs. I aint bashing miss britney, but she better reallize who put her there. aka the fans who buy her cds, t-shirts and go to her over priced concerts. Bah! three cheer for miss nessonite

 

[steph]

Lol

Ya, I was bored and cruisng and your post cracked me up~🙂

XOXO

LOL Steph...thanks for bumping this embarrasing thread! 😛 I sound totally conceited! Bad me!
On the other hand I have to agree with you. In the last year or so Miss Spears has started looking like I expected her to when she is 30. She just has a very 'white trash has-been' look to her these days. lol

 

[ShadowTklr]

Ya, I was bored and cruisng and your post cracked me up~🙂

XOXO

Bored?????
You dare to be bored when I am a mere 3062.7 miles close to you???? 😀

And, please! Someone put some permanent shoes on those ratty dogs Birtney's got. I was EATING when I saw that pic! :weird:

 

[soldier12345r1]

yea like there not even close to hers dude

 

[GEORGIATKLER]

You Are Preaching To The Choir, Fair Queen!! Wrinkled Soles Sublime, Ah Now There Is Beautiful Music!! Tt Vixens Rock!!

 

[nessonite1]

LOL Im blushing now! 😛

 

[Reaper_666]

i think ur feet are way cuter than britanys there so cute and thats the truth 🙂

 

[GuldenVleugel]

Well, the first thing that make feet attractive is the fact the actual girl possessing those is able to decide to marry for longer than 48 hours.

 

[nessonite1]

By my calculations I have been married the equivilent of 881 Britney marriages. 😛

 

[Penny Lane]

I can safely say that I have Britney beat hands down in this area.

You do have her beat hands down.

Feet down, too.