Why I feel sorry for the Brits

[nessonite1]

In speaking with a few of you fine British gentlemen I have come to this conclusion....
I feel really badly for you! Here are some of the things they do NOT have on the other side of the Atlantic:

Health Bars (even though it says English toffee on the wrapper)
In fact they do not have Hershey chocolate at ALL! A crime!
They do not have Ranch dressing. that's right, the No. 1 best topping for salads, fries, pizza, you name it. No ranch flavored potato chips. Nada.

Therefore I am on a mission to save the Brits from themselves. Just send me your name and address and I will send you all the ranch dressing and Hershey chocolate that we Americans take for granted! LOL!

 

[Reed_7891]

why Britian is good

Hurrah , finally ive found someone who agrees.
ive lived in britian all my life and ive only been to america once on buisness and it was brilliant (by the way you can buy Hershey choclate in britian)

one more thing, in britian we've got this sky channel (223 & 268) called game network, and at 11.00 a program called babestation comes on which is basically two girls sitting on a sofa and they do whatever you want them to (within some limits)

anyway if you text them telling them to suck each others toes they do it!!!
they also tickle,kiss (with tongues),give massages and well anything else

do you have anything like that in america

 

[nessonite1]

Here we have the Playboy channel which is something you have to pay extra for unless you have a descrambler Like I do (shh! Dont tell anyone!). On said channel they have a show called Night Calls, or something similar. There men can call in to these mostly nude porn actresses and ask them stuff, ask them to do stuff, etc. Same idea I think except the people call in instead of writing.
Sheer boredom with late night television drove me to watch it one day and found three of them talking to a poor frusterated foot fetishist about how one of them had done foot related movies. They briefly touched on the subject of tickling when the girl said she had tickled men's feet before. I got all interested but it ended there and I grew quite quickly bored and switched away.
But I seem to be drifting off topic.

 

[someone2tickle]

in britian we've got this sky channel (223 & 268) called game network, and at 11.00 a program called babestation comes on which is basically two girls sitting on a sofa and they do whatever you want them to

I just booked a one way flight to the UK! 😀
If I send you my address, will you send me some chips as well? Im really hungry, and Im feeling mighty lazy!
Thanks!

 

[drew70]

My opinion is Great Britain and the US are both great countries. I've never been to Europe, but hopefully in the next couple of years I'll take a trip. My favorite music groups are The Beatles and The Mothers of Invention. One from England. One from the US.

 

[nessonite1]

Agreed, Drew! I've always wanted to go to the UK myself and spend a week or two or three or a year. 🙂 I'd just have to bring along a lot of American necessities!

 

[tk42]

Drew70

My favorite music groups are The Beatles and The Mothers of Invention.

Oops, yes yes, you're right. (I know this belongs to another
thread but what the...) Those groups belong to the greatest
bands forever. I never saw the Original Mothers from
"We're only in it..." but the Band with Napoleon M. and George Duke and the "Zoot Allures" - Band...

Cheers!

Some of you might not agree
'Cause you probably likes a lot of misery
But think a while and you will see...
Broken hearts are for .....

 

[rackabones]

And when i go to the USA again, i will take a generator with me, because as a german i regard electricity as a necessity. 😉

 

[andymac1]

Nessonite, come and visit me! You'll never forget the tickling of your life!

 

[nessonite1]

I'm on my way, rAndymac!!!

 

[nessonite1]

Things that are good with Ranch

Salads
Fries
CHEESE fries
Chicken nuggets
Pizza
Vegetables
Brushed over roasted chicken
Hamburgers

It is a beautiful all purpose food. Good on everything. For the health concious it loses virtually nothing in fat free versions. For those who just dont care or who are low-carb it has a ton of yummy fat and practically no carbs to speak of.
If you have not had the fortune of sampling this apparently American delight I can compare it somewhat to Ceasar dressing...though not as cheesy. If you dont have ceasar either Im going to faint.

 

[nessonite1]

That's me...contributing to the delinquency of Brits everywhere. I expect someday they will erect a bronze statue in my honor and place it in the town square. I'll be holding a bottle of Hidden Valley with a defiant look on my face. people will come from all over to pay homage...

 

[quesecotil1]

Meh I don't like England! Probably cause i'm such a big japanfan and would rather live there 😛

I've never even heard of such strange products... >_<