Why i hate apples.

[The pear]

Apples... Just... Apples...

They suck. You want to know why? Because they are red and red is the colour of evil, because red is the colour of Satan, who lives in Hell. Hell is portrayed as red. Red = Evil and Apples = Red.

Logic? Right there for you're probably thinking, "What is this? I'm listening to a Pear rant about Apples."

And then bam! You're flying over the moon, towards Jupiter!

Just don't even question it... It happened.

 

[PhilipRJ_UK]

This post was most entertaining 😀

 

[DaveStrike]

Not only do we have a pear now, we've got a lunatic pear... this is starting to get dangerous :O

 

[PhilipRJ_UK]

Not only do we have a pear now, we've got a lunatic pear... this is starting to get dangerous :O

There ain't no pear like a dangerous pear!

 

[The pear]

Not only do we have a pear now, we've got a lunatic pear... this is starting to get dangerous :O

LUNATIC? WHAT?

I shall have you under my boot on 21/12/12 When the Pears take over... Just you wait Dave... You sneaky devil you...

 

[C.A.B.]

LUNATIC? WHAT?

I shall have you under my boot on 21/12/12 When the Pears take over... Just you wait Dave... You sneaky devil you...

If pears will be taking over... just who exactly will they be overthrowing?

 

[milagros317]

I don't like apples but I'm not sure about pears either. 😛

 

[paracarl44]

Haven't you ever heard.......................

'an apple a day keeps the doctor away'.

 

[milagros317]

Apple juice really sucks, too.

 

[paracarl44]

Apple juice really sucks, too.

^How about apple cider?^

 

[milagros317]

^How about apple cider?^

Hard cider is OK. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

The county next to me has an Annual Apple Festival.

 

[AmishTickler]

The county next to me has an Annual Apple Festival.

You're not going to win the Pear's heart with comments like that.

 

[paracarl44]

You're not going to win the Pear's heart with comments like that.

^Pear already has an impression of you.^

 

[General Zod]

Apples and peanut butter for the win.

 

[paracarl44]

Apples and peanut butter for the win.

^Don't you want A Partridge In Your Pear Tree?^

 

[The pear]

I didn't see this thread get more posts! To all you apple lovers... I'm watching you...

And to all you Pear lovers...

 

[PhilipRJ_UK]

What about those people who prefer other kinds of fruits, like strawberries or plums? Are they being watched as well? 😉

 

[paracarl44]

I just finished eating an apple dumpling.