Why is it that. . . (A place for rhetorical ranting)

[RealisticSwitch]

Why is it that the fly I have been stalking with the swatter for the last few minutes only reappears when I have sat down, giving up the hunt?


Why is it that every time I see a picture of someone twerking or doing the "cunnilingus" pose with their fingers, I immediately deduct IQ points?


Why is it that it is only after I have showered and dressed that I realize I had every intention of shaving that morning?


Why is it that some people think that posting or chatting as one username in one minute, then switching over to a similar username and posting in the next minute, will not make an observant person suspicious?


Stealing this last one blatantly from Gallagher.

Why is it that you have a PAIR of panties, but just one bra?

 

[DontAskJusTckle]

Why is it that you always see the one shoe on the side of the road? Where's the other one?
Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?
If an employee isn't disgruntled, but is happy with his job, does that make him..."gruntled?"

 

[RealisticSwitch]

Why is the opposite of progress CONGRESS?

Why do some people insist on leaving their Christmas lights up all year round?

Why does cargo go by ship, but a shipment go by truck?

Why is it that the only time I REALLY want to play video games is the time when the room with the PS3 is being napped in?

 

[DontAskJusTckle]

Why do advertisers entice us with "Free gifts!"? Are there any other kind?

Why to people eat ice cream to relax? Do they really believe that DESSERTS is the opposite of STRESSED?

Why do people who are technically proficient drivers on the road suddenly lose all driving etiquette the minute they are behind a shopping cart?

Why is it that The Professor could build a radio out of a coconut, but couldn't mend a four foot hole in a boat?

 

[RealisticSwitch]

Why is it that when I am behind the wheel, I want to kill all pedestrians, yet when I am walking across a street, I go intentionally slow just to irritate the drivers?

As George Carlin once asked, why is it that everybody going slower than you is an IDIOT, but anyone going faster than you is a MANIAC?

Why do I feel the need to do dishes right before I cook a giant meal and leave the sink as full as I found it?

 

[kopfhorer]

As George Carlin once asked, why is it that everybody going slower than you is an IDIOT, but anyone going faster than you is a MANIAC?

Proper terminology, my friend! 🙂