Why is it that..........

[RobAce]

Here is a thread so we can all ask those questions we don't understand.
Not that they will be answered, just so we can get them off the top of our heads.

Ill go first....
(please start post with..."Why is it that" or a variation thereof)

Why is it that when my kids come home from school they are tired, but when its bedtime they want 15 more minutes to play.

Rob

 

[EBunbury]

Why is it that...bakers of hotdog buns are either unwilling or unable to count how many hotdogs come in a package?

 

[kurchatovium]

Why is that no one makes a good Liver Smoothie. 😀 😛

 

[RobAce]

Why is it that I never have enough ketchup.

Rob

 

[SmileyTkls]

Why is it that people are so surprised to find something they're looking for in the last place they look, since they don't need to look for it anymore after finding it?

 

[RobAce]

Why is it that when I'm the most hungry I never know what to eat.

Rob

 

[Helena]

Why is it that I am always doing laundry?

 

[General Zod]

Why is it that Chrisheaven likes to bring back old threads?

 

[slacker2114]

Why is it that when I have to go to work I can't wake up, but when I have a day off I can't sleep?

 

[RobAce]

Why is it I never seem to have enough socks.

Rob

 

[milagros317]

Why is it that the Dodgers didn't win when I was in Vero Beach? 🙁

 

[Helena]

Why is it that I love to watch tickling clips?

 

[ticklesaurus]

why is it that we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway.

 

[RobAce]

Why is it that after eating Chinese food, your hungry again about an hour later?

Rob

 

[Michael514]

Why is it people work harder to get out of doing work then just doing it?

 

[RobAce]

Why is it when I want a raspberry filled donut....there are never any left.

Rob

 

[cloudgazer2k]

why is it that, no matter how hard i try, i can never get "Manamana" out of my head?

 

[RobAce]

Why is it that when I want to turn right at a stoplight without a turning lane, the person in front of me slows down so I get caught at the light and cant turn until the next light change....when they finally move forward.

Rob

 

[Michael514]

Why is it when I pull up through a McDONALD'S drive through and order a simple meal they tell me,"sorry sir please pull up"?

 

[RobAce]

Why is that my kids want to scream the loudest when I have a headache.

Rob

 

[paracarl44]

Why do I have to go to the rear of a Pharmacy to get my prescriptions filled, but I can buy tobacco products at the front counter?

 

[Lord Doctor]

Why is it that I never win the lottory? Not even a single damned number, ever!

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

why is that when i do something good for someone something bad almost immediately happens to me

 

[Lord Doctor]

why is that when i do something good for someone something bad almost immediately happens to me

Why is it that I know exactly what you mean!

 

[Lord Doctor]

And why is it that when you try to bring a pile of books towards you they always go in the opposite friggin' direction totally disobeying the laws of physics in terms of the direction of the applied force!