Wise words to live by

[TKLVR181]

Y'know those great sayings you always wanted to show off, but your siggy is already full? Say it here!

"Growing old is mandatory: Maturity is optional" 😀

"A good friend will help you move. A REALLY good friend will help you move a body"😀

"A good friend: helps you up when you fall.
A best friend: Is laughing their arse off cuz they're the one who tripped you in the first place" 😀

 

[tickle_fan031]

A good friend bails you out of jail
A best friend is sat right next to you saying "We f***ed up"

My magic watch says your not wearing any boxers....oh you're not? Must be an hour fast then.

Sh*t happens, life goes on.

 

[Weedly]

"If a man has done the best he could, what else could he possibly give?"

"War does not determine who is right only who is left"

"you are what you eat"
- "well that makes me cheap, fast, and easy"

 

[Weedly]

in addition to the pun in line 4 of my last post, here is one of mine:
(it is original to the extent of my knowledge anyway)

"Just be yourself, everyone else is already taken"

 

[blackmagicjack1]

A couple I like:

Take what you want and pay for it.

Freinds are the family you choose.


And a personal motto:

Sleep is for the weak

 

[Senshi1]

Calm seas don't make a skilled sailor.

A dog in his kennel barks at his fleas; a dog hunting does not notice them.

Nobody was dragged to heaven by the hair.

A little help is better than a lot of sympathy.

April showers bring May flowers.

 

[pink_sheep501]

Vive les sanges! (Apparently this is a rough translation of yay for monkeys)

You would bore the leggings off a village idiot

Yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but....

Fetchez le vache

I fart in your general direction, your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries

My brain hurts

 

[leenotler]

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!' till you can find a rock.

Education is the state-controlled manufacture of echoes.
--(George) Norman Douglas

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes.
--Jack Handey Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live - NBC)

 

[Supernaught]

"We often give our enemies the means for our own destruction." -Aesop's Fables

 

[GEORGIATKLER]

I Smell A Bartlette's Book Deal Here Somewhere

The Early Bird Gets The Worm, But The Second Mouse Gets The Cheese. War, Famine And Disease: The Trifecta Of Retroactive Birth Control. If You Can't Laugh At Yourself, Video Yourself Sleeping Or In The Shower. The First Rule In Picking Up Women: Lift With Your Legs And Not Your Back. Better To Light One Fart Than To Curse The Darkness.

 

[Cbarton]

To quote the book title from Barbara Johnson:

Pain is inevitable, but misery is optional...so Stick a Geranium in Your Hat and Be Happy!

Other favorites:

Character is what you do when no one else is watching.

From John Maxwell:

He who is trying to lead, and has no one following, is merely taking a walk.
People will not care about what you know until they know how much you care.