Witticisms II

[sole seeker]

I thought I'd give a second dose of witticisms... just in case the first inoculation didn't take:

Ø You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

Ø Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

Ø Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.

Ø I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.

Ø There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.

 

[sole seeker]

Ø I always take life with a grain of salt, plus a slice of lemon, and a shot of tequila.

Ø When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

Ø You're never too old to learn something stupid.

Ø To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

Ø Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.

Ø If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?

 

[Bugman]

 

[milagros317]

LMAO
Great list. 😀