wives are like oxen...hmm

[melanie2]

so i'm watching "The Good Earth" on the treadmill..and after Wang Lung became rich, his merchant advised him he could now acquire a second wife..Wang Lung took it as a joke..still thinking like a poor farmer..he said "Why would i want a second wife?" and the merchant said, "You have two oxen" and hmm i thought so they consider wives on a par with oxen..i've read the book several times and don't recall that line..i know that oxen were like gold to a farmer..a necessity of life..but to equate an oxen with a wife..well...we've come a long way i hope..

 

[chicag0]

We have come a long way. Unless you are a member of the LDS.

 

[kopfhorer1]

It's wrong to think of a person as a beast of burden. Unless they really want to be one (and set down ground rules and a safeword...)!

 

[the_jimmy_james]

I used a little too much LSD.

But man, it was so good the first few times. I talked to God and shit, man! Jesus told me that I could change the world through peace and love for my fellow man.

Oh wait, we're not talkin' 'bout acid? Ohhhh, LDS. Yeah. That shit's pretty good too, but it nearly always gives you a bad trip.

 

[melanie2]

Jimmy you should be on the comedy circuit instead of on the theater...:bouncy:

 

[Violetta]

Oxen? Bullshit. Horses, though... Women are like fine trotters. See?

 

[melanie2]

super sexy...^

 

[QueenBeeBeeMari]

Ok if I found out my husband ever thought of me like that I swear to god right then and there I would smack the hell out of him and there would be a divorce! I am not some kind of animal he can just drag around and brag about!Oh,hell no I would be livid! I'm not even married yet but I can tell you one thing I refuse to take any crap like that.

 

[Cbarton]

Oxen? Bullshit. Horses, though... Women are like fine trotters. See?

But, can they pull a standard sulky as a pacer?

 

[QueenBeeBeeMari]

Women are not animals

 

[Violetta]

Women are not animals

Animalia Chordata Vertebrata Mammalia Theria Primates Hominoidea Hominidae Homininae Hominini Hominina Homo sapiens sapiens.

Yeah we are. 😉

 

[QueenBeeBeeMari]

No,science is once again incorrect we are soo not animals.If we were animals we could not think or act the way we do because we wouldn't be smart enough and we wouldn't live in houses we would live outside like all other animals

 

[Violetta]

Science is quite correct. Free yourself of the arrogant belief that we exist outside of the natural order of the planet. We're animals, ableit incredibly intelligent ones.

 

[QueenBeeBeeMari]

Then why don't we walk,talk or act like animals?

 

[Violetta]

To say that all animals walk, talk, and act the same is to say that dogs move like dolphins which talk like birds which act like elephants. We walk the way we were uniquely designed, we talk the way our species communicates, and we act the way we have to to survive.

 

[FeatherDaemon1]

Women are not animals

Unless they're furries. 😉

 

[Violetta]

Unless they're furries. 😉

But furries are all gay men.

 

[FeatherDaemon1]

But furries are all gay men.

They're still women in their hearts. :laughing:

 

[Violetta]

They're still women in their hearts. :laughing:

Don't insult them. They're really cat-dragon-pheonix-weasel-foxes stuck in a human body. No really! Don't judge them! </bawwww>

 

[FeatherDaemon1]

Don't insult them. They're really cat-dragon-pheonix-weasel-foxes stuck in a human body. No really! Don't judge them! </bawwww>

I don't judge, it's just oftentimes they're female cat-dragon-pheonix-weasel-foxes stuck in a human body. :ggrin:

 

[Violetta]

Oftentimes they're female cat-dragon-pheonix-weasel-foxes stuck in a human body. :ggrin:

That would explain their undying love for the cock...

 

[FeatherDaemon1]

That would explain their undying love for the cock...

Like him...
This guy is probably a furry...

 

[the_jimmy_james]

This just turned hilarious! Humans aren't animals? Ohhhh my, what rot!

Marie, an animal is any living being that doesn't derive its energy from photosynthesis. The simplest of them are organotrophic protists, that is, single-celled organisms who derive energy from consuming other organic material.

Being that my cells don't contain chlorophyll and I can't sate my hunger by going outside and standing around in the sun, collecting its warm rays on my leaves, that makes me an animal.

Now, to address your poor argument... You say that because we don't live outside and do all this other bullshit that things like dogs and birds do, we can't be animals. So, the first human beings were born, and boom... there were houses and things already built for them? Is that how it worked? Ha!

If a dog had the knowledge and the dexterity to build shelter, it would. It however, does not. Lacking the needed cerebral structures for complex communication, it would be impossible for a canid to learn how to build a house.

So, in closing, we are animals, just as are dogs, cats, fish, birds, bugs, and bacteria such as Helicobacter pylori. This is true because we are not plants or minerals.

 

[melanie2]

"I'm not an animal" from The Elephant Man 😉

wow..actually we are animals in that we have to deposit our bodily wastes everyday...

 

[TyrantRaveAB]

animals, lawl.
how did this turn into some faggotry thread about furries?!
100m get!
never FUR-get