Worst Love Songs

[Biggles of 266]

Maybe you've been serenaded with one of these on the sitar in a misguided attempt at winning love. Maybe when you were in love once you thought it was the most beautiful song you'd ever heard, until you broke up and actually read the lyrics. Whatever the reason, post 'em here.



"Whatever Didi Wants" by NoFX

Whatever Didi wants, she's gonna get it
Whatever Didi wants, she's gonna get it
Whatever Didi wants, she's gonna get it
Whatever Didi wants, she's gonna get it
Whatever Didi wants, she's gonna get it
Whatever Didi wants, she's gonna get it
Whatever Didi wants, she's gonna get it
Whatever Didi wants, she's gonna get it

I wouldn't walk 500 miles, when I could fly coach
But almost anything
I wouldn't swim, across the nile
When I could get a amoebic disentary

I would do almost anything for you
Cause if there's anything you want
I'll probably get it
Just tell me what you need
I'll try not to forget it
You need someone to blame
I'll say I said it
Whatever Didi wants, she's gonna get it

I wouldn't climb the highest mountain
Could get a blister, but almost anything
I wouldn't throw coins in a fountain
I may be needing to make a phone call

I'd call you collect whenever I could
Cause if there's anything you want
I'll probably get it
Just tell me what you need
I'll try not to forget it
You need someone to blame
I'll say I said it
Whatever Didi wants she's gonna get it

You are so beautiful
You are so beautiful to me
We're gonna try an' get it right

It doesn't seem, like you're a million
Miles away, no. But maybe one or two
That doesn't mean, I never loved you
I love you long time, when you're on top of me

I love you as much as anyone could
Cause if there's anything you want
I'll probably get it
Just tell me what you need
I'll try not to forget it
You need someone to blame
I'll say I said it
Whatever Didi wants, she's gonna get it

Whatever Didi wants, she's gonna get it
Whatever Didi wants, she's gonna get it
Whatever Didi wants, she's gonna get it
Whatever Didi wants, she's gonna get it

 

[kurchatovium]

"Puberty Love" from the movie "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"

 

[TheRhythmDoctor]

"Do You Really Want to Hurt Me?" by Boy George and The Culture Club

 

[Krokus]

Easy

that...."I Will Always Love You" song by Whitney crackhead Houston....that song is awful.

 

[tomcav]

"Something" by George Harrison







Just kiddin'😀

 

[amk714]

Re: Easy

that...."I Will Always Love You" song by Whitney crackhead Houston....that song is awful.

I agree. And how about Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On" (the Titanic theme song)? Yuck! 😛

P.S. Tomcav, you'd better be kidding. 😡 😀

 

[JoBelle]

Good one, Bigs.
How about "Every Breath You Take" by the Police?
Too many people think it's a love song. It's a STALKER SONG!
Joby
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Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
I'll be watching you

Every single day
Every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay
I'll be watching you

O can't you see
You belong to me
How my poor heart aches
With every step you take

Every move you make
Every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
I'll be watching you

Since you've gone I been lost without a trace
I dream at night I can only see your face
I look around but it's you I can't replace
I feel so cold and I long for you embrace
I keep cryin baby, baby, please

O can't you see
You belong to me
How my poor heart aches
With every breath you take

Every move you make
Every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake

Every move you make
Every step you take
I'll be watching you

 

[TicklingDuo]

"Wonderful Tonight" by Eric Clapton. How could this confectionary crap come from the same man who was in Cream and John Mayall's Bluesbreakers?


Drew😉

 

[BellaRisa]

"Wonderful Tonight" by Eric Clapton. How could this confectionary crap come from the same man who was in Cream and John Mayall's Bluesbreakers?


Drew😉

Aw gee Drew, I love that song! 🙁 Yeh it's sappy but when I first fell for my hubby I thought it was very pretty...thank you, Joby, for calling that Police song what it really is. I like it in a weird D/s way, but it's creepy not romantic.

Here's my all time favorite non-love song, also for all the stalkers. I'm a Beatle freak but damn:

Run for your life by Lennon/MCartney

Well I'd rather see you dead little girl
Than to be with another man
You'd better keep your head little girl
Or I won't know where I am

You'd better run for your life if you can little girl
Hide your head in the sand little girl
Catch you with another man
That's the end ah little girl

Well you know that I'm a wicked guy
And I was born with a jealous mind
And I can't spend my whole life tryin'
Just to make you toe the line

You'd better run for your life if you can little girl
Hide your head in the sand little girl
Catch you with another man
That's the end ah little girl

Let this be a sermon
I mean everything I said
Baby I'm determined
And I'd rather see you dead

You'd better run for your life if you can little girl
Hide your head in the sand little girl
I catch you with another man
That's the end ah little girl

I'd rather see you dead little girl
Than to be with another man
You'd better keep your head little girl
Or you won't know where I am

You'd better run for your life if you can little girl
Hide your head in the sand little girl
Catch you with another man
That's the end ah little girl

Na na na...

My vote for worst love lyric? from 'Careless Whisper' by Wham:

I'm never gonna dance again,
Guilty feet have got no rhythm..."

Cracks me up every time...😛

Bella

 

[Michigan J Frog]

How bout Bobby McGee by Janice Joplin <---I am not a speller.
Michigan J Frog - Henry😀

 

[ForgottenTcklr]

Anything by Michael Bolton!!!

LOL!

 

[asutickler]

Anyone remember "Just a Friend" by Biz Markie? Oh my LORD. The guy sings like a dying cat!


It's so terrible, it's almost cool. 😀

 

[ForgottenTcklr]

How about that Puff Daddy moron.

He had that song this summer about Jennifer Lopez. I mean, you can't take that gimp seriously!!!