Worst Sexual Experience...

[Neutron]

I'll be happy to post mine after at least one person posts theirs!

Tron

 

[Sunriseticklee]

I've got one...

Whenever a guy decides that a "NO! Get the HELL OFF OF ME!" means...
"Oh YES baby, you know I want you!"

And then they get mad at you like YOU did something wrong.

Course, I guess that's not really a bad "sexual" experience. But it's happened to me.

It's bad for the guy though. *shrug*

There... POST YOURS!

Sunrise

 

[The Pianist]

Fortunately for me, its only been a kiss that turned really sour the following week... as in the girl I was really into decided to finally kiss me (I had asked her out a while ago, but she was telling me to wait)... and then unknown to me, about 30 minutes later she decided to go for someone else (no alcohol here) and I eventually found out rather painfully when I went out with her the week after.

I got over all of that pretty quickly though... though unfortunately, its been a year now and I still havn't gotten that close to anyone else... but I don't think thats got anything to do with her though.

 

[Neutron]

Ok...

Ok here it goes...
I was in my early 20s. I was with a girl named Jen. She was 20.
WE were having sex and she asked me if I liked doing it anal. I told her I wasn't one of those guys who was "into" anal, but if she wanted to try it that way I wouldn't say no.
Whew.
So, I'm taking her from behind. And rather liked it. So did she. AS I was pulling out, much to my horror, shit shot out of her ass and landed all over my stomach, groin and upper thighs. I was wearing a flannel shirt, unbuttoned of course. And some of the product got on the shirt. The hilarious thing is, the stuff had corn in it!.

No way was I gonna tell anyone. But unbeknownst to me, women talk about sex as much as men, and THEY don't hold anything back. She told her best friend about how horrified she was.
Her best friend knew a close friend of mine who really wanted anal with her. So she used my story as her reason for not doing it that way. My friend is no dummmy. He put two and two together.

I went to a bar a couple nights later and heard a resounding yell of Poopshooter. I'm the innocent victim, yet I get tagged with the name. I was hassled endlessly for months afterwards. To this day when I go to my hometown some smart ass will shout it out if I happen to go to a local bar.

There that's it!

Tron

 

[nosforatiop]

This happened with a woman I was once engaged to. We were having sex and she had been wanting me to become really rough with her, so she kept telling me to thrust harder and harder. Well I got to the point to where I was thrusting as hard as I could and then a look of pain crossed her face....obviousley I stopped, pulled out and went to turn the light on too see if she was okay. After I pulled out she was clutching her vagina and she was obviousley in some serious agony, she was bleeding something fierce and I ended up driving her to the hospital shortly after that, I had literally tore the inside of her vagina. I can think of few times where I felt so horrible and guilty. She wasn't mad at me but obviousley I didn't get laid for some time after that.

 

[Sunriseticklee]

OUCH and EWWWWWW!

This thread is making me NEVER want to have sex!

 

[The Pianist]

This thread is making me NEVER want to have sex!

Yeah, I can't say that its making me feel sorry for myself about only ever getting to a kiss and not past one myself.

 

[milagros317]

January 1, 1971, about 2am. Home from college over Christmas/New Year vacation. My date and I attended a New Year's Eve party, and she said she wanted to be alone with me. Not wanting to go back to my parents' house, or her parents' house, I parked my car in a secluded area and we went to the back seat and began kissing passionately. We began to remove our clothing.

Unfortunately, she had had too much to drink. She vomited all over me and all over the interior of the car. Took her home. Went home, and cleaned myself off. Spent days trying to get the smell out of my car, with little success. Masked it with scented air freshener.

Uggh!!

Her name not mentioned; she's married with two children, still living a few miles from where we grew up, and where this happened. Her children would find the story hilarious, I'm sure.

 

[Deleted member 2452]

met a girl in 1979

i was a policman then. she said i looked good in the uniform, etc., etc.
we went out a couple times, and she said it was time to get intimate.
as we were making love she started to tell me about her ex. who died a year earlier. she then told me about having just been released from a mental institution, cause the radio was talking to her. she admitted it still talked to her, but now she just doesn't do the stuff it tells her to do, lol.
i excused myself, got dressed, and left!
that was one scarry bitch!

steve

 

[sole seeker]

This thread is making me NEVER want to have sex!

Don't worry Sunrise, you can still have a wedding. That attitude is shared by four out of five women who've been married five years or more.

I went to a bar a couple nights later and heard a resounding yell of Poopshooter. I'm the innocent victim, yet I get tagged with the name. I was hassled endlessly for months afterwards. To this day when I go to my hometown some smart ass will shout it out if I happen to go to a local bar.

First I was horified and then I laughed my ass off. Thanks for sharing, Tron. I feel a lot better now about some of my more embarrasing moments. I am sorry you feel bad about the nickname 'cause around here that kind of thing could stick tighter than stink on shi... um.... a skunk.

Originally posted by areenactor
... as we were making love she started to tell me about her ex, who died a year earlier. she then told me about having just been released from a mental institution, cause the radio was talking to her. she admitted it still talked to her, but now she just doesn't do the stuff it tells her to do. i excused myself, got dressed, and left!

Dude... ... Dude... ...Geeze, Dude!

Oh well, I bet you didn't feel frustrated having to leave before your orgasm. I figure you lost your errection as soon as you realized she wasn't joking, and you were just pleased to get out of there alive.

I have known some lunatics, but I can't top that!

 

[tommytikl]

Fart during Oral sex

This was back in college...a few years ago.

I was giving this girl some oral sex, licking her clit, fingering her hole and I guess she was really relaxed because SHE FARTED!!!
No warning, nothing, just one big wet fart, and did that stink, I nearly threw up on her.
I simply got my clothes on and left, she never looked me in the eye again. She said she was too embarrassed to warn me...

Please ladies...warn us!!!😡

 

[Ticklebell]

Aright. I'm still very much a virgin (not that I haven't had plenty opportunity to change that lol), but I'd say my first make-out, which I guess if you don't count stage kisses as real was also my first kiss, was the worst. It was a drunken sort of thing, I wasn't really interested in this guy but he showed me all these poems he had written about me (he's a pretty highly regarded slam poet in SD) and yeah. Too much spit, and it didn't taste good. I still haven't had a french kiss that I've enjoyed. It's just yucky to me. I light normal kisses. Simple short ones. I'm such a girl. Mwah!
-Bell

 

[CurtWild]

most likely my first time....in...out...next thing i know i`m cleaning up😀

 

[Sunriseticklee]

Aright. I'm still very much a virgin (not that I haven't had plenty opportunity to change that lol), but I'd say my first make-out, which I guess if you don't count stage kisses as real was also my first kiss, was the worst. It was a drunken sort of thing, I wasn't really interested in this guy but he showed me all these poems he had written about me (he's a pretty highly regarded slam poet in SD) and yeah. Too much spit, and it didn't taste good. I still haven't had a french kiss that I've enjoyed. It's just yucky to me. I light normal kisses. Simple short ones. I'm such a girl. Mwah!
-Bell

Giggle... That reminds me of my first french kiss. I was like... Ewwww! Why is he putting his tongue in my mouth? (I was in college. Heehee)

About 2 hours later I was sitting in my dormroom. And I started thinking... hmmm It felt kinda good. Maybe I like that. 2 more hours later, I decided that I did like it. 😛

Oh... and that was my first kiss unless you count me kissing Jorge in Kindergarten. Or when I ran into this guy lips to face in the gym.

Wow... I'm so innocent!

Sunrise


Oh... just to make sure I don't get in trouble for hijacking.... That same guy tried to put the moves on me... and I almost fell for it. But I stopped him (I wasn't naked or anything!). So... I might have been the worse "almost" sexual experience he ever had. He left the school very soon after that.

 

[Limeoutsider]

What is this? Show and Tell?

 

[nosforatiop]

What is this? Show and Tell?

Thankfully nobodies shown a damn thing, only told. Note to other members: If you have pictures of your worst sexual experience please refrain from sharing them with the rest of the class, unless you care to pay for my psychiatric bill afterward. 😉