Writer or Bum

[Dandy Jack]

Bothersome posted a Tread to Writer's and Authors....

Here is my Fantastic Quote... suspense drum roll!!!

At least I think it is great!!!!


A Writer that is not published is a bum

But A bum that is published is a writer...:


I am a writer Yea baby

Have a law degree too

So

A bum with a law degree!

That's me

Only failed the bar 6 times Great huh!!!

Dandy Jack!!!

Can any Mayans tell me what day it is?

 

[PhilipRJ_UK]

......And so the madness continues.

But since I'm a fully qualified Mayan, having attended 'The University of Mayan Cultures and Society' for three whole years, I can tell you that the day is the 15th of August.

 

[Dandy Jack]

Disclaimer there are major wold problems discussed below...

Don't be alarmed...

It's only TV

That sounds about right...

So can the Mayans predict anything else... Like what...

Why does Jimmy Kimmel have a show Hmmm

Why is Charlie Sheen so great!!!

Why is Tebow so great!!!

Why was the King's Speech ever even made... (Movie you know)

Why won't the Die Hard movies Die...

The Mayans

are they using some other calendar?

Are they lost in a time machine...

Maybe with a Hot tub...Hmmm

Are they wriitng Hollywood scripts...

Why can't Kevin Costner have a weekly Western TV Show (PLease oh Please)

And Please no more Reality shows

The Wives of TMF

Basketball Wives

Mob Wives

Pingpong Ball Wives

The housewives of Watts

The House wives of idiots

The house wives who... what who what Who cheat with coupons

Snooki Rookie Lookie Bookie Damn

Undercover Boss

Undercover stripper

Pawn Shops

Rook Shops

King Shops

Bishop Shops

Pit bulls an parolees

Bulls and shit

That's reality shows...

Let the Mayans program a Network...

Guess when the shows come on

It's season 12 13 14 15 of project Runway Damn

Mistake...Yuuuck everything is a Team Challenge

Hey boss Lets have 13 weeks of people sewing... What... (great Idea)

What is next 13 weeks of car tuneups...

Who can program something Please stand up

Let a computer programmer try...

Donald Trump Celebrity Apprentice What.... Yuuck...

The Networks have more bombs than all of the wars combined...

Stop the madness...

I elect Sandra Bullock Lorne Michaels Buckwheat Underdog Dr Gregory House

to take over NBC give em a 5 yr contract to turn it around...


Trump you are fired Sir...

Robin Williams The Roadrunner Donald Duck Charlie Sheen Sara Palin Mike Tyson and George Lopez You take CBS

Fox you are on your own Don't mess up football

ABC Bring Mike Eisner Back the board made a mistake As they always do...

Lana Parilla get a raise 20 mil a yr I like her...

The lohan girl gets her own show

So does Britney 100 Mil to come to Vegas can you believe it...

Ben runs for the Senate for the Fine State of Mass

All networks must run 30 hours of Cartoons per week

And there needs to be prizes

1 mil a week coupons in 6 packs of budweiser

and any soup can Soup

and diapers (all Brands)

Enough ramblings...

I am concerned about TV

TV is not concerned about me...

Be honest

Am I writing crap!!!

If It is I can turn it into a screenplay and sell it...

Yea Baby!!!

1 mil First draft... Too much Ok 3 mil then

Why make Billions when I can make Millions!!!

Hmmm...

Dandy Jack!!!

 

[Thatsecretchord]

I guess the only question left is how long did it take you to write all that breeze and was it worth it? Probably not ay?

 

[Dandy Jack]

It does not take long...

If something is worth it

can be in the eyes of the beholder

I have a friend who bought a piece of art

He says he paid 5 mil for the piece

I thought it was ugly

He paid the market price

Is it worth it

In the eyes of the beholder

Put another way

Some guy is always sick of some girl

that will be your new girlfriend wife or mistress

Is she worth it?

Was your comment worth it

Probably not ay?

Dandy Jack

 

[SpiffyTickler]

I guess the only question left is how long did it take you to write all that breeze and was it worth it? Probably not ay?

Just hit the ignore button and move on. He's just looking for attention in the most obnoxious ways possible.

 

[Dandy Jack]

The ignore button has no value to me...

I want to hear what any comment is

If everyone likes you or what you do

Something is wrong!

There are always critics!

Most critics have no talent of their own...

They spend their time being critical of others

They sit on the sidelines... always.

They are always silent

when you ask them to see what they can do...

Not shit is the answer!!!

Always!

Dandy Jack!!!