wishfoot88
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a blond meets a really muscly guy in a bar.
after a few drinks, she takes him home.
the man takes his top off.
he points to his chest and says "those abs, are 10,000 pounds of dynamite".
the blond, impressed, watches as he removes his shorts.
"those legs, are 5000 pounds of dynamite......each" he says.
the man finally removes his pants.
the blond seeing his crotch screams and runs out of the room.
the man gets dressed and finds her outside.
"whats the matter?" he asks.
"i was scared all the dynamite would blow up after i saw how small the fuse was!" she replied.
after a few drinks, she takes him home.
the man takes his top off.
he points to his chest and says "those abs, are 10,000 pounds of dynamite".
the blond, impressed, watches as he removes his shorts.
"those legs, are 5000 pounds of dynamite......each" he says.
the man finally removes his pants.
the blond seeing his crotch screams and runs out of the room.
the man gets dressed and finds her outside.
"whats the matter?" he asks.
"i was scared all the dynamite would blow up after i saw how small the fuse was!" she replied.
