Yet Another Blonde Joke...

[Dave2112]

A blonde is walking down a stretch of country road when she comes across a vast grazing field surrounded by a wooden fence. She stops to admire the beauty of the expanse and its cows.

Within moments, she spots another blonde in the middle of the field. This one, however, is doing something most unusual. She's in a small rowboat, trying to use the oars to make her way across the grassy field. Amazed at the stupidity of someone trying to row across grass, she hops up on the fence and yells to the misplaced boater:

"Hey! What's your problem? You know, it's women like you that give us blondes a bad name and cause all of those stupid jokes...

...and if I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your ass!"

😀

 

[Biscuit]

Ahhh...

The ever Popular blonde joke...

ahem

A blonde walks into an appliance store, browses for a while, and comes to a purchasing decision. She finds the salesman on the floor, and tells him "I want to buy that tv." - pointing. The salesman stares at her for a moment, then replies,

"I don't sell to blondes."

Flustered, she leaves. Afte regaining her composure with a facial, she returns the next day, marches right up to the salesman, and emphatically indicates her prospective purchase yet again, and says "I WANT to buy that tv!." Once again, the salesman says,

"I don't sell to blondes."

Now frustrated beyone all imagining, she returns to her salon and gets a dye job, with deceit in her heart. Returning to the store the next day with her new brunette hair, she finds the salesman, and says, in her most sophisticated voice, "Excuse me, I'd like to purchase that tv." The salesman replies

"I'm sorry, I don't sell to blondes.". Frustrated and surprised, she blurts out "How did you know I'm a blonde?!!". He replies,

"That's a microwave.".

😉

*bowing*

 

[milagros317]

and yet another

Having broken off his engagement with a blonde, Joe is horrified, a month later, when she comes to his house with a gun.

When she puts the gun to her own temple, he is relieved and smiles.

Then she says, "Wipe that smile off your face, Joe. You're next."