This preacher had a pet parrot. On Sunday mornings the bird would sit on the podium and as people came into the church the bird would say,
"Women on the right, Men on the left, Children down front."
After the sermon on this particular sunday afternoon the preacher put the parrot back in its cage and went to take a nap. About halfway through the afternoon he woke up to the loudest commotion out in his chiicken house.
He ran out there to find that parrot screwing his chickens. The preacher lost his temper, grabbed the parrot around the neck and said, "If I catch you out here with these chickens again I'll pluck you bald headed!"
Well everything was fine until midweek. The preacher was tending to his garden when he heard his chkickens squawking and just raising holy hell in the chicken house. He ran inside to find the parrot screwing his chickens again. So he grabbed the parrot by the neck and pulled all the feathers out of his head!
The next Sunday morning at the podium sits the bald headed parrot.
As the people start coming into the church he goes into his usual routine.
"Women on the right, Men on the left, children down front."
Then two bald headed guys came in and the parrot said,
"You two chicken fuckers up here with me!"
"Women on the right, Men on the left, Children down front."
After the sermon on this particular sunday afternoon the preacher put the parrot back in its cage and went to take a nap. About halfway through the afternoon he woke up to the loudest commotion out in his chiicken house.
He ran out there to find that parrot screwing his chickens. The preacher lost his temper, grabbed the parrot around the neck and said, "If I catch you out here with these chickens again I'll pluck you bald headed!"
Well everything was fine until midweek. The preacher was tending to his garden when he heard his chkickens squawking and just raising holy hell in the chicken house. He ran inside to find the parrot screwing his chickens again. So he grabbed the parrot by the neck and pulled all the feathers out of his head!
The next Sunday morning at the podium sits the bald headed parrot.
As the people start coming into the church he goes into his usual routine.
"Women on the right, Men on the left, children down front."
Then two bald headed guys came in and the parrot said,
"You two chicken fuckers up here with me!"
