Libertine
1st Level Orange Feather
- Joined
- Nov 23, 2001
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A priest and a rabbi are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the rabbi says, "So you're a priest, that's amazing. I'm a rabbi. And look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
The priest replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely! This must be a sign from God!"
The rabbi continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of kosher wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and give thanks for our good fortune."
Then he opens the bottle and hands it to the priest, who nods his head in agreement, drinks half, and then hands it back to the rabbi, who immediately puts the cap back on the bottle, and hands it back to the priest.
'Aren't you having any?" asks the priest.
The rabbi replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police."
After they crawl out of their cars, the rabbi says, "So you're a priest, that's amazing. I'm a rabbi. And look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
The priest replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely! This must be a sign from God!"
The rabbi continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of kosher wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and give thanks for our good fortune."
Then he opens the bottle and hands it to the priest, who nods his head in agreement, drinks half, and then hands it back to the rabbi, who immediately puts the cap back on the bottle, and hands it back to the priest.
'Aren't you having any?" asks the priest.
The rabbi replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police."
