yewll here form mah lawyur

[the_jimmy_james]

oh mah gawd

i fell down and bumpt mah lil knee an den swallerd a boan that wuz in mah FRAHD CHACKUN

im gunn seeeeeew GOD AN DA DEBIL AND DA EARTH

ramambar is not jus a lawsuite s a wei uv lyfe 4 me an u so suie em all an shit yo an be a wigger dat drivez a hummar 2

 

[melanie2]

I fell down when i tripped over my cat..going down the stairs..who do i sue? :stickout

 

[the_jimmy_james]

da gai hu made ur hawse

 

[melanie2]

he ded...

 

[the_jimmy_james]

soo da undartakar 4 rongfull deth

 

[melanie2]

he ded two

 

[morgandee]

oh mah gawd

 

[kopfhorer1]

Who do I sue for this unusually tenacious winter weather we're having?

 

[TickleTheater]

I slipped on some pee pee at the Mega-Lo Mart and got myself a $53,000 settlement. I never need to work another day again.

lol

 

[Senshi1]

In the English riots in the 1800s (corn laws I think, but don't quote me on that), a young kid got hung for knocking a rich guy's hat off.

Puts things in perspective a little. lol

 

[Cbarton]

I fell down when i tripped over my cat..going down the stairs..who do i sue? :stickout

(1) You sue the cat for damages
(2) Cat counter-sues you for physical harm to fur
(3) Obama declares you as yet another victim of the Bush presidency by removing the ex post facto clause from the Constitution
(4) You receive $1 Million as one of the non-existent earmarks in Obama-nomics stimulus package II now in the works...