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You Are Dead.

Dead, huh?

Well, dying is easy. It's the coming back that's a bitch. Four times now and it never gets easier.
 
I am already flaming.

And yet not consumed by flame...go figure...😉
 
What would cause you to be consumed by flame? Well... aside from the aforementioned hypothetical death situation...
 
Why can't I perish peacefully in my sleep;why do I have to be in flames?

Because how you die is not up to you, but up to fate. ^^
I always pictured that I'd die in a fire...
 
Dead, huh?

Well, dying is easy. It's the coming back that's a bitch. Four times now and it never gets easier.

I thought it's "dieing is easy. Comedy is hard.

For the record; if being dead is even half as boring as they make it look, I'm NEVER gonna do it.
 
burning to death is my second favorite way to die. The first is firing squad. XD
But the smoke would probably make me pass out, and saying that it didn't i would crack jokes the whole time.
"What's cookin in here?"
"Anyone smell bbq?"
"Guess I finally got a 'hot date'"
Ha-cha-chacha...
 
I used to think I'd die in a nuclear war with the Russians (my home town was once in the top-10 favored Soviet targets on the eastern seaboard). Which would suck, because how'm I going to come back to life as a zombie and eat peoples' brains if I've been vaporized? :lol
 
THROUGH FIRE JUSTICE IS SERVED!

I mean.

Yeah, Justice is served.
 
:huh I don't want to be dead yet!

I do so enjoy killing things with fire...but I don't appreciate it when it's me...
 
Got to admit, i should've expected this when i told everyone i'd be going down in a blaze of glory.
 
I'd prefer to die in a fire. Much more dramatic and symbolic. Also way better than drowning. I think I would take anything over drowning.

Now being blown away by the winds of change? Well, at the very least the homeless will be excited when the flying coinage that took my life lands at their feet. If nothing else, I hope I get taken out by a silver dollar through my skull.
 
I'll ride the Winds of Change into the depths of vagoo.

Wait, no, I meant hell. I MEANT HELL! DAMNIT!
 
Because how you die is not up to you, but up to fate. ^^
I always pictured that I'd die in a fire...

aww,darn,alright fine;it's one of my worst fears though,that and drowning.

Well,I don't know what happens to you after death but I'll assume I am now a ghost.So,I would just travel around and do all the things I wanted to do in life but didn't get to
 
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aww,darn,alright fine;it's one of my worst fears though,that and drowning.

Well,I don't know what happens to you after death but I'll assume I am now a ghost.So,I would just travel around and do all the things I wanted to do in life but didn't get to

Yeah i think i'm a ghost now too but hey i can fly so thats cool
 
Well, since I've perished in flames, the movies tell me that I'd come back as this horribly-burnt dream stalker who wears a bladed glove on one hand. I suppose it could be worse. :stickout
 
Huh...I've died by fire huh? Oookkaayyyy...in that case I've got several complaints to register with the almighty...
 
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