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You KNOW your Canadaian when( esp for Moses)

Celticrose2001

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Are you Canadian???
25 Signs Showing you might be Canadian.....

1. You're not offended by the term "Homo Milk"
2. You understand the phrase "Could you pass me a serviette, I
just dropped my poutine on the chesterfield."
>
> 3. You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars.
>
> 4. You drink pop, not soda.
>
> 5. You know what a Mickey and 2-4 mean.
>
> 6. You don't care about the fuss with Cuba. It's a cheap
>place to go for your holidays, with good cigars and no Americans.
>
> 7. You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a
>highway.
>
> 8. You drive on a highway, not a freeway.
>
> 9. You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.
>
> 10. You know that Casey and Finnegan were not part of a Celtic
>musical group.
>
> 11. You get excited whenever an American television show
>mentions Canada.
>
> 12. You brag to Americans that Shania Twain, Jim Carrey,
>Celine Dion & many more, are Canadians.
>
> 13. You know that the C.E.O. of American Airlines is a
>Canadian!
>
> 14. You know what a touque is.
>
> 15. You design your Hallowe'en costume to fit over a snowsuit.
>
> 16. You know that the last letter of the English alphabet is
>always pronounced "Zed" not "Zee".
>
> 17. Your local newspaper covers the national news on 2 pages,
>but requires 6 pages for hockey.
>
> 18. You know that the four seasons mean: almost winter,
>winter, still winter, and road work.
>
> 19. You know that when it's 25 degrees outside, it's a warm
>day.
>
> 20. You understand the Labatt Blue commercials.
>
> 21. You know how to pronounce and spell 'Saskatchewan'.
>(Sas-Kat-chew-wan).
>
> 22. You perk up when you hear the theme song from 'Hockey
>Night in Canada'.
>
> 23. You were in grade 12, not the 12th grade.
>
> 24. 'Eh?' is a very important part of your vocabulary, and is
>more polite than, 'Huh?'
>
> 25. You actually understand these jokes, and forward them to
>all of your Canadian friends!!!! and then you send them to your American
>friends just to confuse them...further (hehe)
>
 
You know you're Canadian when (part 2)...

1. You misspell Canadian. (ahem 🙄 )

2. You know more aboot American history than you do your own.

3. You've never met anyone from Saskatchewan or the Northwest Territories.

4. You cried when Mr. Dressup died.

5. You also cried when Gretzky was traded to the Kings.

6. You've worked at a Mac's Milk, IGA or IDA Drugstore.

7. People think you're worldly if you've been to the "States".

8. You look at people who don't know how to skate as if they have some terrible disease.

9. There are seven million handguns in Canada, yet you've never seen nor held one up close.

10. You remember watching Circle Square.

Cheers, eh? 😀
 
Celticrose2001 said:
Are you Canadian???
25 Signs Showing you might be Canadian.....

>
24. 'Eh?' is a very important part of your vocabulary




I've read about one certain Canadian who's most important word in his vocabulary seems to be "bub" lol

(hint: he's probably the only Canadian who can't pass through a metal detector without his adamantium skeleton setting it off lol )



For those wondering....yep, I'm talking about Wolverine, of the X-Men, bub. lol
 
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