Celticrose2001
TMF Regular
- Joined
- Nov 17, 2001
- Messages
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Are you Canadian???
25 Signs Showing you might be Canadian.....
1. You're not offended by the term "Homo Milk"
2. You understand the phrase "Could you pass me a serviette, I
just dropped my poutine on the chesterfield."
>
> 3. You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars.
>
> 4. You drink pop, not soda.
>
> 5. You know what a Mickey and 2-4 mean.
>
> 6. You don't care about the fuss with Cuba. It's a cheap
>place to go for your holidays, with good cigars and no Americans.
>
> 7. You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a
>highway.
>
> 8. You drive on a highway, not a freeway.
>
> 9. You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.
>
> 10. You know that Casey and Finnegan were not part of a Celtic
>musical group.
>
> 11. You get excited whenever an American television show
>mentions Canada.
>
> 12. You brag to Americans that Shania Twain, Jim Carrey,
>Celine Dion & many more, are Canadians.
>
> 13. You know that the C.E.O. of American Airlines is a
>Canadian!
>
> 14. You know what a touque is.
>
> 15. You design your Hallowe'en costume to fit over a snowsuit.
>
> 16. You know that the last letter of the English alphabet is
>always pronounced "Zed" not "Zee".
>
> 17. Your local newspaper covers the national news on 2 pages,
>but requires 6 pages for hockey.
>
> 18. You know that the four seasons mean: almost winter,
>winter, still winter, and road work.
>
> 19. You know that when it's 25 degrees outside, it's a warm
>day.
>
> 20. You understand the Labatt Blue commercials.
>
> 21. You know how to pronounce and spell 'Saskatchewan'.
>(Sas-Kat-chew-wan).
>
> 22. You perk up when you hear the theme song from 'Hockey
>Night in Canada'.
>
> 23. You were in grade 12, not the 12th grade.
>
> 24. 'Eh?' is a very important part of your vocabulary, and is
>more polite than, 'Huh?'
>
> 25. You actually understand these jokes, and forward them to
>all of your Canadian friends!!!! and then you send them to your American
>friends just to confuse them...further (hehe)
>
25 Signs Showing you might be Canadian.....
1. You're not offended by the term "Homo Milk"
2. You understand the phrase "Could you pass me a serviette, I
just dropped my poutine on the chesterfield."
>
> 3. You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars.
>
> 4. You drink pop, not soda.
>
> 5. You know what a Mickey and 2-4 mean.
>
> 6. You don't care about the fuss with Cuba. It's a cheap
>place to go for your holidays, with good cigars and no Americans.
>
> 7. You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a
>highway.
>
> 8. You drive on a highway, not a freeway.
>
> 9. You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.
>
> 10. You know that Casey and Finnegan were not part of a Celtic
>musical group.
>
> 11. You get excited whenever an American television show
>mentions Canada.
>
> 12. You brag to Americans that Shania Twain, Jim Carrey,
>Celine Dion & many more, are Canadians.
>
> 13. You know that the C.E.O. of American Airlines is a
>Canadian!
>
> 14. You know what a touque is.
>
> 15. You design your Hallowe'en costume to fit over a snowsuit.
>
> 16. You know that the last letter of the English alphabet is
>always pronounced "Zed" not "Zee".
>
> 17. Your local newspaper covers the national news on 2 pages,
>but requires 6 pages for hockey.
>
> 18. You know that the four seasons mean: almost winter,
>winter, still winter, and road work.
>
> 19. You know that when it's 25 degrees outside, it's a warm
>day.
>
> 20. You understand the Labatt Blue commercials.
>
> 21. You know how to pronounce and spell 'Saskatchewan'.
>(Sas-Kat-chew-wan).
>
> 22. You perk up when you hear the theme song from 'Hockey
>Night in Canada'.
>
> 23. You were in grade 12, not the 12th grade.
>
> 24. 'Eh?' is a very important part of your vocabulary, and is
>more polite than, 'Huh?'
>
> 25. You actually understand these jokes, and forward them to
>all of your Canadian friends!!!! and then you send them to your American
>friends just to confuse them...further (hehe)
>