You there!

[Biscuit]

Yes, YOU. The one wearing the baseball cap backwards. Do you have any idea how Asinine that looks?! Do you? Do you even know what the word means?

No, don't give me any of your genX whining crap or short single letter contractions to explain.

Just FIX it.

Humph!

🙂

 

[amk714]

I NEVER wear my baseball cap backwards, or even sideways, for that matter! How dare you accuse me of being a typical Gen-X'er. Retract your statement at once! Thank you, Biscuit. 😛

 

[asutickler]

Ok there grandpa, I'll get right on it. 😛

May I wear it off to the side, instead?

 

[4Pawz]

LOL this from Biscuit, it sounds so familiar...where did I hear that before. HA!! *resumes wearing her hat backwards* 😛

Pawz

 

[4Pawz]

lol, but what if I am trying to protect my neck from being sunburned??? Can't it serve that purpose? I tell ya....

Pawz

 

[JoBelle]

Hey Toast!

You know *I* dont' wear a b-ball cap. I tend to go for those floppy artist's things made of nautal fiber. That or a beret! 😛

Joby

---and pull up your freakin' pants after you get your hat on right. I don't want to look at your nasty underwear!🙄

 

[Strelnikov]

Ball caps should be worn with the bill pointed straight toward the front, the way God intended. For every degree of angle that the bill is turned toward the rear, the wearer loses 1/2 of an IQ point.

Sorry, Joby, but IMO the beret is the most worthless article of headgear ever invented. Think about it - Americans wear ball caps and cowboy hats. Aussies wear outback hats. Brits wear bowlers. Frenchmen wear berets. Need I say more?

But Joby's right about something else - pull your goddam pants up!

Strelnikov

 

[Daumantas]

And for crying out loud, shave the damn goatee already! Kurt Cobain is dead!

 

[Bagelfather]

Preposition to your mother!

Noun down Biscuit!

I remember about 6 or 7 years ago I was driving to my friend's house and I saw this teenager with his pants down low and his underwear hanging out. I mean the really low style (about 6 to 8" easy).

He was on the opposite side of the street and I was doing about 35mph. Feeling safe from retaliation I rolled down the window, pointed and laughed!

In my rear view mirror I could see him hike up his pants.



Another life turned around by the Fashion Police and common sense!

 

[JoBelle]

Sorry, Joby, but IMO the beret is the most worthless article of headgear ever invented. Think about it - Americans wear ball caps and cowboy hats. Aussies wear outback hats. Brits wear bowlers. Frenchmen wear berets. Need I say more?
But Joby's right about something else - pull your goddam pants up!
Strelnikov

LOL~! Strel, sweetie...didn't mean to confuse,but those two articles of clothing are references back to a long ago thread where Burnt Toast was giving me a hard time for being a "flakey artist type" of girl. The whole, hippie/beret thing was a joke. Berets make me think of Prince, and that might be their only good point for me.

I can tolerate a baseball turned around backward but only temporarily. It's ok if ya need to get really close to something to inspect it carefully...you know, like a ticklish foot. 😉 THEN turn that sucker back around front!

Personally, I wear a crown. 😛
Joby

 

[ticklemebreezy]

Hey!

lol, but what if I am trying to protect my neck from being sunburned??? Can't it serve that purpose? I tell ya....

Pawz

That's when you wear two caps...one visor backwards and then the ball cap on forwards, or is it the other way around? Like the ball cap on backwards and the visor cap on top of the ball cap facing the right way? Either way, I have seen that too, and speaking of pulling the pants up? I was at a restaraunt one time, and a boy had his pants down so low, everyone was gauking and snickering, well things got worse for that young man carrying his plate, his pants fell down and when he went to grab for them, he dropped his plate. The snickers turned into full blown laughs then. He was so embarrassed, that he walked right out of the restaraunt. LOL!😀

 

[AffectionateDan]

Re: Preposition to your mother!

Noun down Biscuit!

I remember about 6 or 7 years ago I was driving to my friend's house and I saw this teenager with his pants down low and his underwear hanging out. I mean the really low style (about 6 to 8" easy).

He was on the opposite side of the street and I was doing about 35mph. Feeling safe from retaliation I rolled down the window, pointed and laughed!

In my rear view mirror I could see him hike up his pants.



Another life turned around by the Fashion Police and common sense!

YES! High 5, ED! Everybody do this! We could turn this thing around an make it go away if they all realize how F***ing STOOOOOOOOOOPID they look when they do that.

Danimus Maximus,
President, Partnership for an Idiot-Free America

 

[4Pawz]

Strelnikov, if you are correct, and my IQ is 142 now, just think what it would be if I wore my hat straight forward😛

What can I say I am not a rebel, but I wear what, I want how, I want where I want, which includes wearing my hat "backwards." I have seen much worse things...I know people who walk around with underwear on their head for goodness sakes.

lol, then again, I am kinda younger, so I grew up with this style.

Pawz

ps-and yes, I used to have my pants hanging down to my knees with my boxers hanging out lol

 

[TicklingDuo]

Turn that baseball cap the RIGHT way,
Pull up those damn pants,
Take the rings out of your lips and eyebrows,
Stand up straight,
Shave the goatee,
Enough with the tattoos, already,(oh sorry, "tatts")

And for Gods sake, TUCK IN THAT UNDERWARE!!!!

IS THAT A PLEDGE PIN???? ON YOUR UNIFORM???????????


Drew😉

 

[TicklingDuo]

Nahhh...that was just my "National Lampoon's Animal House" reference, Biscuit.

Draw😉

 

[venray]

.

Draw😉

Draw? Draw what?.......


🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄

 

[Sunriseticklee]

And for crying out loud, shave the damn goatee already! Kurt Cobain is dead!

I'm defending goatees!

They are damned sexy!

SOOOOO there! (By the way, I do NOT have one. LOL)

Sunrise

 

[46and2]

And for crying out loud, shave the damn goatee already! Kurt Cobain is dead!

Hey now!
The cartoon version of the devil and Ming the Merciless had goatees long before Kurt picked up his first hypodermic needle. 😛

 

[AffectionateDan]

What kind of "fraternity" would pledge a man like you?

IS THAT A PLEDGE PIN???? ON YOUR UNIFORM???????????


Drew😉

YOU'RE ALL WORTHLESS AND WEAK! NOW DROP, AND GIVE ME TWENTY!

LMAO Drew

 

[AffectionateDan]

And if the goatee wearer is one of 'us'...

I'm defending goatees!

They are damned sexy!

...The soul patch can be used as a wonderful tickling instrument, as some of us can personally attest.

 

[Daumantas]

As far as hats goes, I personally favor the tallest stovepipe hat one can find. Ideally, it should also have a flippable top so that a small mechanical bird can arise from it and chirp.

 

[TicklingDuo]

It sounded like I was refered to as "Draw" at one of the upper posts , Ray.

Sooooooo......

😛 😛 😛

Drew😉

 

[BigJim]

The only time a policeman turns his cap backwards, is when he's looking down a sniper rifle mate. So pray the force is never stupid enough to trust me in that sort of position.😉

 

[asutickler]

Heh. Since we're on the subject...

Men should pierce themselves ONLY if they are giving themselves a shot or are in the process of committing hara-kiri.

 

[AffectionateDan]

OR, alternatively, instead of the bird...

As far as hats goes, I personally favor the tallest stovepipe hat one can find. Ideally, it should also have a flippable top so that a small mechanical bird can arise from it and chirp.

...how about a nice boxing glove on an extender, or a large, gloved hand holding a mallet?

😛