Your Free Ticket (is in the mail)

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

You were almost about to throw the envelope away, thinking it just another bit of junk mail clutter. However, something about the silver-embossed feather on the front intrigued you enough to rip this particular envelope open and have a look inside.

It's...a ticket. Free all-expenses-paid to some kind of "Tickling Theater"-production featuring live performers in amazing and unusual situations.

Describe what you in your fondest/darkest of hearts would be delighted to see (or experience) in this "Tickling Theater". Money is not an object, but natural/physical laws are in effect.

 

[erraticemphatic]

It's a shame this never got any attention. If I find myself with some time, I might add my bit.