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BigNorm

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anyone wanna brag, discuss about their pets?

i have a German Shepard named Kiko (named after one of my favorite Bond Girls)

she was a police trained dog on her way to deployment to Iraq, but she was a runt, and too small for service, so I gave her a home for free while the rest of her litter went to war. had her bout 2 years now, and i heard back last month that she's the last of her litter. the others died, and her surviving older brother had died from an IED. (Improvised Explosive Device for all you who don't know, like a homemade bomb.) so i love her to death. she's adorable and requires alotta attention. loves playing fetch in the house, even if she slips and slams into the wall on my slippery wood floors. at times since vigorously sniff then lick my hand, face, arm, or foot for some odd reason and if i try to pull away she gets all anxious and agitated, so i let her do her thing until she finishes, leading to many tickling occasions.
 
I have a blood hound who rips a cat apart in few minutes... and btw it is not a dog... it is a parrot.
Can you imagine a parrot that runs after you and tries to kill you? Trust me not a great sight. That is probably why I had long hair, but even then he made some use of it... he made a nest.
Well on the bright side he was born and raised in my own apartment, I used to own his parents. He looked so cute when he was small and featherless.
 
My ler and I have 2 dogs...my eldest is a 5 year old Beagle/Corgi mix named Marley, who is my baby boy. I adopted him from a shelter almost 3 years ago...he's smart, well behaved, housebroken, never chews on things that aren't his...and he can open a jar of peanut butter by unscrewing the cap with his mouth and paws...

Our youngest is a 5 month old Beagle/Boston Terrier mix named Sadie who we saved from a PetLand, when my ler spotted how skinny and frail she looked. She got super protective when a family standing next to her with two bratty kids saw the pup, and, immediately, my lady went and asked to play with her in an enclosed area. I knew she was coming home with us--who better to fatten up a 5lb scrawny runt than us??? She was 3 months old then...she's now almost 6 months old and 11 solid lbs of energy, chewing, pooping, and afffection...she melts everyone she meets...and her big brother is teaching her well...we're working on the potty training and the chewing, but she's learning.

I love my dogs...they are amazing animals...and I really believe that your pets find you--I know mine did. 😛aw: 😛aw: 😛aw: 😛aw:
 
awww, that's cuuute!

i know Kiko loves to lick my face and give me kisses, it's adorable. and when i'm away, she always has to run and check on me, make sure i'm okay. lost count how many times she's barged in on me in the bathroom lmao!
 
At very least she worries about you... I get the feeling that my parrot is planning to conquer the world... HE IS PURE EVIL I TELL YOU! 😀
 
reminds me of a bumper sticker i got back when i had a hamster...

The evil hamster of doom will rain coconuts down on your pitiful city

also i loved: Pyscic ninja penguins are plotting my demise
 
Were there any stickers like "A blood thirsty parrot will lead his legion of highly trained soldiers and conquer your home."? 😀
Putting joke aside he is fun to have... i think of him as my brother and other way around... maybe I should have named him Itachi... that way I would understand why he wants to kill everyone 😛
 
My little one follows me into the bathroom--if I leave the door closed, she sits outside, scratching at the door and crying...so she comes in, tries sniffing my underwear while I use the toilet, and tries to eat the toilet paper...if she calms down enough, or has a treat to chew, she sits on the bathmat by the heating vent while I do my business...
 
lol that is crazier than my parrot that is for sure... my parrot photo models in front of any camera 😀
 
Bashiku, I feel you on the parrot. My girlfriend used to have two, one male and one female. They were the meanest animals Ive seen in a while. The female constantly harassed the male and beat him up. They also attacked dogs 100 times their size and won. They are gone to hell now so no more worries.

I have three Tennessee walking horses and a British Labrador retriever. I love horse riding and my lab is the best dog in the world. I love all animals but I like mine more than everyone else's.😉
 
I have a white boxer called Max. He's gay.
 

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I have a white boxer called Max. He's gay.

my last dog, a wiener dog dachshund named dilo was that way too. he loved to hump the crap outta my arm whenever i got him all excited. never went after any chicks, though. too bad i had to give him to a loving family. he just pissed everywhere. a flaw all male dachshunds have.
 
My eldest boy dog loves other boy dogs...so I guess we all have something in common!!!
 
We have a dog and cat. Speedy is my son's Sheltie, and his name it perfect for him. He's in permanent puppy mode.

My daughter's cat is a Himalayan named, aptly, Princess. MDJ bought them both while I was in Chicago taking the Oncology Boards. By the time I got home, the kids were attached to them (not that I would have sent them back anyway...).
 
I have a five year old black cat named "Loki" which is in Norweigian mythology the God of pranks.
I foolishly left his cat bed beside the Christmas tree, Loki was in his cat bed and stretched out a paw and began picking ornaments off the Christmas tree!
I thought my daughter did a fine job of decorating the Christmas tree....
Everyone's a critic! LOL!
 
I have a five year old black cat named "Loki" which is in Norweigian mythology the God of pranks.
I foolishly left his cat bed beside the Christmas tree, Loki was in his cat bed and stretched out a paw and began picking ornaments off the Christmas tree!
I thought my daughter did a fine job of decorating the Christmas tree....
Everyone's a critic! LOL!

I had a cat climb the tree and make it fall over. Imagine waking up to that at 2:30 in the morning!
 
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