Y'see Officer, it happened like this...

[McNoodle]

(silly excuse for accident/felony)
I swerved to miss a mad cow who was charging at my car and hit the light post.

 

[Coffee]

Its easy Officer you found Crack in my underwear but it not mine. Its my friends underwear and i dont know how the drugs got there.

 

[Michael514]

........she was teasing me with her feet while I was driving, so I was tickling them as punishment. She is very ticklish, do you want to see for yourself sir?

 

[darkscar]

I was leaving the bar as a designated driver when all of a sudden there as a deer in the middle of the road, so I tried to avoided hitting it. I missed it but I hit a beer truck by accident and that’s why you smell alcohol on me

 

[amk714]

... I was driving at the speed limit like I always do 😉 when all of a sudden, my car speeds up by itself. I put on the brakes, but it kept going, just like the Energizer bunny! Then I pulled over just for you, officer, because I'm a law-abiding citizen. 😀 Fortunately, my brakes finally worked. 😛

 

[paracarl44]

I tried to swat the bee that flew in the window and lost control of my car.

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

I was trying to see what it would be like for a blind person to drive, that's how I ended up ramming you off the road, I swearz it!

 

[McNoodle]

lol! My first thread ever.

Against my better judgment I let my wife drive. Nuff said 😀

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

I wasn't robbing the bank! 😱 It was chilly out, so I pulled on this ski-mask and came in to deposit a cheque! 😛

 

[paracarl44]

I was just driving along minding my business when this fire hydrant jumped out in front of me.

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

The voices in my head made me do it

 

[leafstk]

.... that pole looked so inviting 😀

 

[texastickler]

Those drugs are not mine, A crazy weasel jumped in the car and put them under the seat just as you came along.

 

[Gothika]

no officer i did not know it was coke i thought it was a bag of snow and i promised my wife a white christmas