Well, it's 2 AM. And I'm Knicks, or at least I think I am. Unless I was reincarnated in another body when I took a nap a few hours ago. I'm petty sure that didn't happen. Anyway, it's 2 AM, and I don't have anything else to do, so I suppose I'm going to do a little writing. And if you're up to read it, feel free.
I'm sort of a skeptical guy, I think. I don't look at anything handed to me as free or easy if there's a chance it couldn't be that way. I'm that guy who's afraid to take the Amazon survey for free shipping out of fear that Amazon will be like: "AND THAT SURVEY COSTS 10 DOLLARS HAHAHA FOOLED YOU BITCH!" Note that Amazon is a fine retailer and that the above joke was only a cheap joke.
Anybody who states that they have never known the meaning of fear should do what I did last night, walking through a crowded dorm room carrying a large pizza and balancing a box on top of that box, trying to avoid the gazes of drooling, hungry college students who would kill you over a single slice of pizza. I was like James Bond or Solid Snake if either of those people were perpetually carrying around pizza boxes.
If a Horror movie series ever goes over 8 installments, it is not good anymore. If you haven't killed Jason yet maybe you should try negotiating with him. I'm sure the guy has a sweet tooth or something, bribe him with delicious snack cakes and get the Hostess endorsement easy.
I once had a dream that my neighbors heads all turned into animal heads, and it went pretty well until I was trampled to death by Elephant Housewife.
I used to constantly interrupt discusssions in Literature courses by asking "But if Holden Caulfield was a plant, what sort of shrub would he be? If you ever want to watch an English professor descend into sputtering madness as they try to answer your inane botany questions, go nuts. It's a pretty good plan.
I'm sort of a skeptical guy, I think. I don't look at anything handed to me as free or easy if there's a chance it couldn't be that way. I'm that guy who's afraid to take the Amazon survey for free shipping out of fear that Amazon will be like: "AND THAT SURVEY COSTS 10 DOLLARS HAHAHA FOOLED YOU BITCH!" Note that Amazon is a fine retailer and that the above joke was only a cheap joke.
Anybody who states that they have never known the meaning of fear should do what I did last night, walking through a crowded dorm room carrying a large pizza and balancing a box on top of that box, trying to avoid the gazes of drooling, hungry college students who would kill you over a single slice of pizza. I was like James Bond or Solid Snake if either of those people were perpetually carrying around pizza boxes.
If a Horror movie series ever goes over 8 installments, it is not good anymore. If you haven't killed Jason yet maybe you should try negotiating with him. I'm sure the guy has a sweet tooth or something, bribe him with delicious snack cakes and get the Hostess endorsement easy.
I once had a dream that my neighbors heads all turned into animal heads, and it went pretty well until I was trampled to death by Elephant Housewife.
I used to constantly interrupt discusssions in Literature courses by asking "But if Holden Caulfield was a plant, what sort of shrub would he be? If you ever want to watch an English professor descend into sputtering madness as they try to answer your inane botany questions, go nuts. It's a pretty good plan.
