I have a 50 cal bottle opener. I bought it for a few bucks when I went to Knob Creek a few days ago. everybody needs a bottle opener, but lately I have been using it to open twist offs just because I can.
this thing is huge, and it's on a key ring. I don't think I'll ever put it on my keys because then it'd be impossible to hold in my pocket without my pants falling down. and I'm no baggin' saggin' barry.
it has other practical purposes as well, such as being a sturdy sharp object that I can carry around with me that no one suspects. I guess I should have clarified earlier that this was once a 50 cal bullet that had the casing hollowed out and all the gunpowder removed. the hole that was drilled can remove bottle caps so that's why I carry around this death stick with me. seriously I showed it to me Sensei and he showed me how to fuck someone up with it.
today someone in the tickling discussion forum talked about the use of words in different countries and what the translations roughly turn out to be. the problem was between jealousy and ticklish. like these two words were interchangeable in his country. I will say that I've never heard this, but that I do have a friend who confuses herself every once in a while by saying "that's cold" instead of that tickles." strange world.
anyway I'm going to have another beer. have a good night everyone.
-Mel
this thing is huge, and it's on a key ring. I don't think I'll ever put it on my keys because then it'd be impossible to hold in my pocket without my pants falling down. and I'm no baggin' saggin' barry.
it has other practical purposes as well, such as being a sturdy sharp object that I can carry around with me that no one suspects. I guess I should have clarified earlier that this was once a 50 cal bullet that had the casing hollowed out and all the gunpowder removed. the hole that was drilled can remove bottle caps so that's why I carry around this death stick with me. seriously I showed it to me Sensei and he showed me how to fuck someone up with it.
today someone in the tickling discussion forum talked about the use of words in different countries and what the translations roughly turn out to be. the problem was between jealousy and ticklish. like these two words were interchangeable in his country. I will say that I've never heard this, but that I do have a friend who confuses herself every once in a while by saying "that's cold" instead of that tickles." strange world.
anyway I'm going to have another beer. have a good night everyone.
-Mel
