50 QUESTIONS YOU’VE LIKELY NEVER ANSWERED.
1. What’s your favorite episode of Sex and the City?
I hate that show.*
2. What’s a big misconception about you?
That I'm a pushover. Ha!*
3. If you could have a free pass from your significant other, is there a celebrity that you wouldn’t say no to, if they wanted to sleep with you?
I get all the free passes I want, but to answer the question...Ewan McGregor. Only because I have been in love with him since I was nine.
4. Have you ever taken an anti-depressant for it’s intended purposes?
*....not for it's intended purpose.
5. Do you like your neighbors?
Their dogs name is Hollywood. They are so cool.
6. What are the last 3 CD’s you’ve listened to?
Queen, Aerosmith, krizz kaliko
7. Have you ever had sex with more than 1 person in a single day?
*No, should I have though?
8. What’s the last food/drink purchase you wanted your money back on?
A&W baby twins
9. Who is your favorite day time television talk show host?
I don't watch much TV. Football and South Park
10. Do you like “big boy toys”?
I think I took the definition of the question the wrong way. Dirtyy mind.*
11. Do you sleep with your closet door open or closed?
closed.*
12. Have you ever used sex to get your way in a situation?
Yes. But he does it to me too.*
13. What type of church do you attend?
I don't.
14. Would you rather have a bucket stuck on your head or a bucket stuck on your hand for 24 hours and why?
I would have the bucket on my hand and then I would smoke out of it.
15. Who did you copy this from?*
Some girl who apparently hasn't gotten laid in a long time.*
16. What is the last dead thing you saw?
A wee baby bird.
17. Do you like playing Trivia games?
Yeah a little.
18. Can you skate on roller skates?
Skates? No. Blades? Yes.
19. What are your favorite animals?
Turtles, dolphins and parrots
20. If you had to either milk a cow for an hour or shovel cow poop with a large soup spoon for an hour, which would you choose?
**Milk the cow, of course.
21. Do you know anyone in the military?
Yeah
22. Which finger could you do without?
I'll trade you two toes instead.
23. Have you ever slept out on the beach before?
*Yes, it's nice.
24. Do you think you’ve ever been abducted by aliens and just had it erased from your memory?
No. They didn't erase my memory.
25. Do you know anyone who’s name starts with an M who makes you laugh a lot?
Me!!*
26. Do you think you would look good with a bald head?
Anyone can pull it off. *
27. How much do you pay for hair care products when it’s time to buy more?
About 7 bucks a bottle for shampoo and conditioner
28. How often do you go to a salon to get your hair done?
I've gone maybe twice in my life
29. In 5 words or more, how would you describe the person you copied this from?
Who the fuck was that anyways?
30. Do either of your parents have any tattoos?
My mom has lots.
31. Does your significant other/crush have any tattoos?
Yeah he's got alot. Pretty sexy ones too.
32. Do you make yourself cry to get out of trouble?
No, that’s lame.
33. Do you believe in Secret Society’s?
They exist, and some of them are extremely evil. Woooo!!
34. Do you have a bad temper?
Not at all.
35. When was the last time you used the restroom?
Why do you need to know?
36. Would you rather have the ability to make time stand still and start again at your whim or to be able to reverse time and do things over?
I would love to stop time. Then those long quiet breaks I like would last forever.
37. Do you know your significant other/ ex significant other’s mothers name?
I remember all their moms
38. Do you remember your first crushes middle name?
No…
39. Did you used to play with all the neighborhood kids when you were young?
We were the only neighbourhood kids.
40. What’s something about feminine hygiene products that doesn’t make sense to you?
All of it.
41. Is there any movie that you have never seen but will NOT watch no matter what?
Hannah Montana.
42. Do you worry about burglars?
No. I live in rural Canada.
43. Have you ever had real thoughts about suicide?
*No, but I might now that you brought it up.
44. Would you ever name your dog Mr. Barky Von Schnauzer?
*That's a fucking awesome name.
45. Why do people name their kids things like Apple, Tulip, Peach, Diamond, etc?
Later in life it suits them. Gwynth Paltrow named her baby Apple and she looks like a rosy red apple.
46. What casino type card game do you do well at?
Blackjack
47. Have you ever wanted to swim in a pool of Jello?
Yes.
48. Have you ever physically hurt an object out of anger?
No.
49. Do you have a friend or family member who has a septum piercing?
What's that? Note to self: google it.
50. If you could magically appear next to anyone in the world, who would it be?
Hmm. Some of these people from the TMF.
1. What’s your favorite episode of Sex and the City?
I hate that show.*
2. What’s a big misconception about you?
That I'm a pushover. Ha!*
3. If you could have a free pass from your significant other, is there a celebrity that you wouldn’t say no to, if they wanted to sleep with you?
I get all the free passes I want, but to answer the question...Ewan McGregor. Only because I have been in love with him since I was nine.
4. Have you ever taken an anti-depressant for it’s intended purposes?
*....not for it's intended purpose.
5. Do you like your neighbors?
Their dogs name is Hollywood. They are so cool.
6. What are the last 3 CD’s you’ve listened to?
Queen, Aerosmith, krizz kaliko
7. Have you ever had sex with more than 1 person in a single day?
*No, should I have though?
8. What’s the last food/drink purchase you wanted your money back on?
A&W baby twins
9. Who is your favorite day time television talk show host?
I don't watch much TV. Football and South Park
10. Do you like “big boy toys”?
I think I took the definition of the question the wrong way. Dirtyy mind.*
11. Do you sleep with your closet door open or closed?
closed.*
12. Have you ever used sex to get your way in a situation?
Yes. But he does it to me too.*
13. What type of church do you attend?
I don't.
14. Would you rather have a bucket stuck on your head or a bucket stuck on your hand for 24 hours and why?
I would have the bucket on my hand and then I would smoke out of it.
15. Who did you copy this from?*
Some girl who apparently hasn't gotten laid in a long time.*
16. What is the last dead thing you saw?
A wee baby bird.
17. Do you like playing Trivia games?
Yeah a little.
18. Can you skate on roller skates?
Skates? No. Blades? Yes.
19. What are your favorite animals?
Turtles, dolphins and parrots
20. If you had to either milk a cow for an hour or shovel cow poop with a large soup spoon for an hour, which would you choose?
**Milk the cow, of course.
21. Do you know anyone in the military?
Yeah
22. Which finger could you do without?
I'll trade you two toes instead.
23. Have you ever slept out on the beach before?
*Yes, it's nice.
24. Do you think you’ve ever been abducted by aliens and just had it erased from your memory?
No. They didn't erase my memory.
25. Do you know anyone who’s name starts with an M who makes you laugh a lot?
Me!!*
26. Do you think you would look good with a bald head?
Anyone can pull it off. *
27. How much do you pay for hair care products when it’s time to buy more?
About 7 bucks a bottle for shampoo and conditioner
28. How often do you go to a salon to get your hair done?
I've gone maybe twice in my life
29. In 5 words or more, how would you describe the person you copied this from?
Who the fuck was that anyways?
30. Do either of your parents have any tattoos?
My mom has lots.
31. Does your significant other/crush have any tattoos?
Yeah he's got alot. Pretty sexy ones too.
32. Do you make yourself cry to get out of trouble?
No, that’s lame.
33. Do you believe in Secret Society’s?
They exist, and some of them are extremely evil. Woooo!!
34. Do you have a bad temper?
Not at all.
35. When was the last time you used the restroom?
Why do you need to know?
36. Would you rather have the ability to make time stand still and start again at your whim or to be able to reverse time and do things over?
I would love to stop time. Then those long quiet breaks I like would last forever.
37. Do you know your significant other/ ex significant other’s mothers name?
I remember all their moms
38. Do you remember your first crushes middle name?
No…
39. Did you used to play with all the neighborhood kids when you were young?
We were the only neighbourhood kids.
40. What’s something about feminine hygiene products that doesn’t make sense to you?
All of it.
41. Is there any movie that you have never seen but will NOT watch no matter what?
Hannah Montana.
42. Do you worry about burglars?
No. I live in rural Canada.
43. Have you ever had real thoughts about suicide?
*No, but I might now that you brought it up.
44. Would you ever name your dog Mr. Barky Von Schnauzer?
*That's a fucking awesome name.
45. Why do people name their kids things like Apple, Tulip, Peach, Diamond, etc?
Later in life it suits them. Gwynth Paltrow named her baby Apple and she looks like a rosy red apple.
46. What casino type card game do you do well at?
Blackjack
47. Have you ever wanted to swim in a pool of Jello?
Yes.
48. Have you ever physically hurt an object out of anger?
No.
49. Do you have a friend or family member who has a septum piercing?
What's that? Note to self: google it.
50. If you could magically appear next to anyone in the world, who would it be?
Hmm. Some of these people from the TMF.
