I wrote these and posted them on my myspace page in between 2006 and 2007. My friends either enjoyed them or they were rather polite. :P
Some of my haiku's were written during dark times in my life. These are not them and are simply meant to be silly.
Oh my god no more
You are tearing me...
The act of my bleeds
Are a cleansing ritual
Self hatred fulfilled.
Cat food is on sale
Senior's got their pension checks
They'll eat good tonight.
The future is here
Endless potential for fun
The past won't let go.
Fishing season soon
Countless days wasted away
Ain't nothin...
1) If your cat indicates playtime is over, don't push it, or pray that your scratches don't get infected.
2) When pricking yourself for blood tests for blood sugar levels, make sure the needle is sharp and make damned sure you don't poke yourself in the same place twice in a row.
3) Being...