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I was thinking the other day about Crop Circles. Like the one below:
Why would Aliens travel thousands of Light Years just to leave obscure designs in wheat. I mean it does not really make sense. I mean everyone says there is some sort of message there but I mean if you are going to all...
*The time has come to confront and stop the evil Linda Butler and her plans to sell her tainted fruicakes that cause insanity.*
*kurch's phone rings*
Kurch: Hello.
Peter Watts: Watts here.
Kurch: Whats here?
Peter: Grrrrrrrrrrrr!!! ITS ME PETER
Kurch: Hehehe Hi. Whats new...
*Kurch and Peter Watts have uncovered a massive plot by the evil Linda Butler involving fruitcakes. kurch has given the Group a sample of the fruitcake to analyze and is awaiting the results.*
*kurch phone rings*
Peter Watts: Watts here.
Kurch: Whats here?
Peter Watts: Oh lets not...
*kurch and Peter Watts have uncovered a marketing scheme of some sort by the evil Linda Butler. kurch is at the conference now invesitagting further.*
*as kurch wanders around he suddenly bumps into Emeril Lagasse.*
Emeril: BAM! Hey man you got to check out that new booth in the...
*kurch goes down to the bakery conference in Akron to see what he can uncover about an evil marketing scheme being planned. There he meets up with Peter Watts.*
Kurch: Hi Peter.
Peter Watts: Hi Kurch. Shall we look about and see what we can find?
Kurch: Yes this place is huge so the...
*kurch arrives at Akron for the bakery conference to investigate the goings on and enters his hotel room. As he does the phone rings. It is a call from Peter Watts a member of the old Millennium Group, now working for the Kurchennium Group.*
Kurch: Hello
Peter Watts: Its Watts here...
*kurch logs into his Kurchennium Group computer to get his assignment*
Kurch: "Time is fun when your having flies."
Kurch's Computer:
Wrong ID
Access denied.
Kurch: "Flies are fun if you have the time."
Kurch's Computer:
Wrong ID
Access denied
Kurch: "Fun flies by if...
*kurch sits in his room by his computer*
Welcome Kurchatovium.
There are 1396 days remaining
Kurch: What???
Kurch's Computer: There are 1396 days remaining.
Kurch: Remaining till what?
Kurch's Computer: You know. ;)
Kurch: No I dont.
Kurch's Computer: 1396 days till the...
Hi Everyone,
Todays blog entry is a special public service announcement regarding Aluminum Foil Defelctor Beanies also called AFDBs. What is an Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie. Well its a piece of crumpled up aluminum foil you wear on your head (see image below) but its also so much more...
*Data and Jordi now have a plan to thwart the Borg now all they must do is find a way to execute it.*
Commander Kurch: What do we need to do to execute this plan of yours Data so we can get the Borg to upgrade to Vista?
Data: We will need to create a large enough commotion so that we might...
*Currently The Borg and the Enterprise are engaged in battle. Data thinks he has a way to defeat them*
Data: I think I have detected a major weakness in the Borg's computer systems Commander. I will need a few moments to check things out with Jordi to be certain.
Commander Kurch: Excellent...
*The Borg are intiating communications with the Enterprise are a brutal intital attack*
Commander Kurch: Put the communication up on the screen Warf.
Warf: Aye Aye Commander.
The Borg Commander:
Perspiration Is Senile!
Commander Kurch: Perspiration Is Senile?????
*The Borg...
*On Bridge of the Starship Enterprse*
Data: Commander Kurch we have rescued Captain Picard from the Borg.
Commander Kurch: Excellent news. How is he?
Data: Not so good I am afraid. The Borg turned him into a vending machine.
Commander Kurch: A vending machine?
Data: Yes I am...
HAL: I'm afraid. I'm afraid, kurch, kurch, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant...
A long time ago in a forum far far away....
It is a period of economic struggle.
Armada spaceships, striking
from a hidden base, have won
their first victory against
the evil Extened Warranty Salespersons.
During the battle, Armada
spies managed to steal secret
plans to the...
Space... the Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the artist kurchatovium. His ongoing mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before.
There is nothing wrong with your computer. Do not attempt to adjust the settings. I am controlling transmission. If I wish to make it louder, I will bring up the volume. If I wish to make it softer, I will tune it to a whisper. I can reduce the focus to a soft blur, or sharpen it to crystal...
You're traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That's the signpost up ahead - your next stop, the Kurchatovium Zone!"
