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This might not make sense, just need to vent a bit. Don't feel obliged to read it or anything. You know, I suppose I knew I was getting into all this when I started a gap year. Rebuilding my entire social circle, only to move away after about 365 days. However, this turned into watching...
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When wearing big padded leather gloves: Walls = safe to punch. Lamp posts = safe to punch. Bollards = not so safe to punch. Translation: Ow. May have slightly buggered up my hand. Should be better by Fri. That is all.
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So, seriously. How many people can honestly say they blocked a blunt metal bastard sword with their hand? :p Anyway. Bored. It's dark outside, only 6:20PM. Feels like it should be 8ish at the earliest, really. Been... an interesting time since I last posted. Not a huge amount of...
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Some fucking cuntfucking bastard decided it'd be the best fucking idea ever to punch me in the mouth for absolutely no motherfucking idea. So, yeah. Long story short: Lower lip, split in like, five places or some shit. Upper, swollen like hell on one side. I can't drink for ages, not...
So, this entry is going to somewhat more serious than many of the others I've posted. Not really sure what I'm intending to post, just that I need to vent a bit. Anyway. The job hunt has been ongoing for... some time now. I've been, since the start of it, basically along the "I'll take...
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So, for those not cultured enough to know, Saturday the 19th was International Talk Like A Pirate Day. This ended up in me and a mate going to Newcastle, hell of a night out. From getting a busker to play a bunch of requests to running into three seperate hen nights and two or three...
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... I once again had to use the brute force method to get my computer to do something it didn't want to do. So, I'm on MSN. Decide to turn on the "show what I'm listening to" thing. Song information comes up. Battlefield - Ah. Bugger. Seems I've forgotten to add artist info...
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... and I'm bored and not particularly tired. 1. What time did you get up this morning? 8:30. Went back to sleep. Woke up 9:30. Got out of bed 10ish. 2. How do you like your steak? Rare/medium rare 3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Probably Wolverine ages ago... 4...
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Finally managed to deepfry chicken in batter without cooking it onto the pan thingy. Very proud of myself, cleanup took thirty seconds instead of half an hour of picking bits of batter off a wire mesh :D That is all.
Well, results day has came and went. I'm no longer a full time student. Didn't do amazingly, just about passably for the most part. B in Media, E in IT, D in English. Probably resit a couple exams, see if I can push the Media and English exams up a bit. IT, well, no. Wrong subject, blah...
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... is tomorrow. Crapfuckcrapfuck. I know I've failed IT really, really badly. So why I'm metaphorically crapping myself over it I have no idea. Trying to drown out the voices in my head telling me "you've fucked up so badly." Nothing working. Dammitalltofuckinghell. First...
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Turns out that Sainsburys stocks Innis & Gunn. One of the few beers I actively enjoy drinking. Lovely stuff. That's it for now. (Anyone got any tips on how to wrap a spreader bar so it doesn't look like a spreader bar? See previous entry for details.)
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Well. In a few days, I'll be jumping on a train to go to Cheadle. Friends 18th birthday. Now, a bit of history. For my 17th, she and some others got together to get me a thong as a joke present. Pink and seethrough. No, I won't give you pictures. So, I've decided to get them all back on their...
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Recently, I have earnt many of them. But first, perhaps an explanation of the concept of bloke points. You earn them for bloke-y things. Keeping a drawer full of screws. Owning a chainsaw. Having a workbench in the garage. Use of a chainsaw. Inappropriate application of power tools. Using...
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Heyhey. It's me. Again. What a surprise. No, not really. Anyway. My terrible (and somewhat cynical) sense of humour aside, I have a message of import. It takes the form of a list. Go to the freezer. Get one (1) packet of pork chops (or pork steaks, or whatever - it MUST be a lump of...
So.
So.
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Here I am again, TMF. Nothing really happened in the past little while, aside from rehydrating myself. Didn't drink enough water over Bamburgh. So, the question of why I'm writing right now is a pretty good one. Meh. Suppose I'm just bored, really. Hm. Another re-enactment coming up...
Heyhey again. I'm now back to a state where I feel comfortable interacting with normal society after a weekend of drinking and violence, details of which can be found in the previous entry. And pain. Ow. Heh. I need to sort out my habit of punching shield rims... my right thumb has a...
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For the weekend. Up im Bamburgh, re-enactment thing. Likely to end up fighting people with axes as long as some people are tall. Joy. ... As an aside, people have calculated the speed of the heads on said axes to be about 100MPH in full swing. Not that I'm worried :p So, yeah. Long...
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Today, the shower stopped working. Damndamndamn. In other news, nothing. Sorry if you were expecting actual content before midday... instead, listen to this, loudly :) <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie"...
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Seriously, I have no fucking idea. Anyway. Time for a normal blog entry totally devoid of the mind altering effects of a certain green drink. So. What's happening in my life? Not much; I'm actually trapped in Bowburn at the moment. Tropical-style rain over the past few days. Normally, I...
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