Well. In a few days, I'll be jumping on a train to go to Cheadle. Friends 18th birthday.
Now, a bit of history. For my 17th, she and some others got together to get me a thong as a joke present. Pink and seethrough. No, I won't give you pictures. So, I've decided to get them all back on their 18ths. Got one back already - she got a poorly wrapped minifridge and then me and someone else totally derailed a story she was telling at a campout later to everyone elses amusement. One of them, I missed their birthday due to illness, and their boyfriend would get VERY angry at me if I did this...
For the current one, a bit MORE history is needed.
It's also important to note - we have a slightly weird friendship and sense of humour.
We started talking over MSN. Eventually, we ended up chatting about kinky sex - or at least, she made a joke about it and I said something along the lines of "rope is actually a lot easier than handcuffs." Also a joke, but it turned out she had no idea what she was on about. Cue many explanations from me... I was about 15/16 at the time.
This was in September/October 2006.
By November 2006, she wanted a spreader bar for Christmas.
Come her 16th birthday, she told me (jokingly) to NOT get her one. Same for her 17th, though I missed that one - I was pretty fucking ill end of last year.
This year, she gave me no such orders.
So she's going to fucking well get one.
Handmade, by me. Though I may have had a hand with one bit... we ended up needing to use a sledgehammer, and the vice was in a stupid place. But yeah. Basically made by me 😛
The end of a spearshaft forms the bar part, two Poundland grade leather belts the rest. It is, to all intents, fully functional... though I don't pretend it would hold up under prolonged intense use, it would sort of work for a while and it LOOKS right. That's the important bit.
In fact, a picture is attached.
This is decent payback, I reckon... the last one, I think, will be at the party, sooo I'll tell her something along the lines of "watch out" then fail to do anything. Mindfuckery is great fun.
For those interested, construction was simple... the bits attaching the cuffs to the bar are from the same belts, it turned out that the buckles were attached with screws. Really easy. Ten minutes work with an awl and some linen thread and I had everything made, half an hours work experimenting with hammers, a crowbar, a vice, LOTS of nails and then a sledgehammer (with some assistance) and it was complete. Happened over a long period, though.
Yep, she's going to kill me...
Now, a bit of history. For my 17th, she and some others got together to get me a thong as a joke present. Pink and seethrough. No, I won't give you pictures. So, I've decided to get them all back on their 18ths. Got one back already - she got a poorly wrapped minifridge and then me and someone else totally derailed a story she was telling at a campout later to everyone elses amusement. One of them, I missed their birthday due to illness, and their boyfriend would get VERY angry at me if I did this...
For the current one, a bit MORE history is needed.
It's also important to note - we have a slightly weird friendship and sense of humour.
We started talking over MSN. Eventually, we ended up chatting about kinky sex - or at least, she made a joke about it and I said something along the lines of "rope is actually a lot easier than handcuffs." Also a joke, but it turned out she had no idea what she was on about. Cue many explanations from me... I was about 15/16 at the time.
This was in September/October 2006.
By November 2006, she wanted a spreader bar for Christmas.
Come her 16th birthday, she told me (jokingly) to NOT get her one. Same for her 17th, though I missed that one - I was pretty fucking ill end of last year.
This year, she gave me no such orders.
So she's going to fucking well get one.
Handmade, by me. Though I may have had a hand with one bit... we ended up needing to use a sledgehammer, and the vice was in a stupid place. But yeah. Basically made by me 😛
The end of a spearshaft forms the bar part, two Poundland grade leather belts the rest. It is, to all intents, fully functional... though I don't pretend it would hold up under prolonged intense use, it would sort of work for a while and it LOOKS right. That's the important bit.
In fact, a picture is attached.
This is decent payback, I reckon... the last one, I think, will be at the party, sooo I'll tell her something along the lines of "watch out" then fail to do anything. Mindfuckery is great fun.
For those interested, construction was simple... the bits attaching the cuffs to the bar are from the same belts, it turned out that the buckles were attached with screws. Really easy. Ten minutes work with an awl and some linen thread and I had everything made, half an hours work experimenting with hammers, a crowbar, a vice, LOTS of nails and then a sledgehammer (with some assistance) and it was complete. Happened over a long period, though.
Yep, she's going to kill me...
