Today, I was watching the cows that live in the pasture beside us. As I watched them I wondered, "Do cows talk to one another?"
I mean, they walk around a field all day, eating grass and stuff. When they pass by each other do they give a greeting like, "Hey. Hows the grass today?" Then the other cow goes, "Well, I guess it's fine."
Do they have barnyard politics? And whats with crapping right where the eat? How gross.
Don't they have a code or something? I think Cows should have a big cow litter box. Maybe fill it with hay that has a sign that says, "Hay is not for consumption." That way, they could do their business and not have it in the middle of their lunch.
Speaking of Lunch, I do believe I will have a steak sandwich today. I wonder if I would be eating any of the cows relatives? I hope they don't find out because I would not want to have a war with a bunch of cows!
Have a good day cows!
That is my ramble for today!
I mean, they walk around a field all day, eating grass and stuff. When they pass by each other do they give a greeting like, "Hey. Hows the grass today?" Then the other cow goes, "Well, I guess it's fine."
Do they have barnyard politics? And whats with crapping right where the eat? How gross.
Don't they have a code or something? I think Cows should have a big cow litter box. Maybe fill it with hay that has a sign that says, "Hay is not for consumption." That way, they could do their business and not have it in the middle of their lunch.
Speaking of Lunch, I do believe I will have a steak sandwich today. I wonder if I would be eating any of the cows relatives? I hope they don't find out because I would not want to have a war with a bunch of cows!
Have a good day cows!
That is my ramble for today!
