... regarding the reordering of my existence.
Contrary to popular belief, I am a from-birth native of the city of Philladelphia; specifically, the west-side of said city. My life had been a long and meandering succession of days spent pursuing sporting activities and generally being idle in a youthfully impetuous way; until, one fateful day, I became involved in an altercation with a group of fellow rapscallions. Simple boyhood shenanigans, it was, but nevertheless my mater, overprotective as mater is wont to be, became perturbed by this development and decreed -- nay, I should say demanded -- that I leave my childhood home and finish my schooling under the auspices of my aunt and uncle in a certain city on the west coast of America.
No, it was Seattle, you tit. You have Will Smith on the brain.
Now go away.
Contrary to popular belief, I am a from-birth native of the city of Philladelphia; specifically, the west-side of said city. My life had been a long and meandering succession of days spent pursuing sporting activities and generally being idle in a youthfully impetuous way; until, one fateful day, I became involved in an altercation with a group of fellow rapscallions. Simple boyhood shenanigans, it was, but nevertheless my mater, overprotective as mater is wont to be, became perturbed by this development and decreed -- nay, I should say demanded -- that I leave my childhood home and finish my schooling under the auspices of my aunt and uncle in a certain city on the west coast of America.
No, it was Seattle, you tit. You have Will Smith on the brain.
Now go away.
