My boyfriend and I got in a stupid fight over the weekend. He has since apologized profusely and we're all good. He stopped by today on his way to the bar and he goes, "I got you a present." He pulls out a little cactus with purple needles and says, "It's an I Love You cactus because I thought flowers were too cheesy."
1. Flowers are never cheesy
and
2. A cactus? You decided to express your love for me with something hard and thorny? On the day I sliced my finger open on something else sharp at work?
It's cute because how earnest and proud he was of his present, but I couldn't help laughing.
1. Flowers are never cheesy
and
2. A cactus? You decided to express your love for me with something hard and thorny? On the day I sliced my finger open on something else sharp at work?
It's cute because how earnest and proud he was of his present, but I couldn't help laughing.
