Have your parents ever caught you drinking?
Caught, no. Seen, yes. But I was old enough so that’s not very exciting is it?
Do you love the last boy/girl you were talking to?
Very much so.
What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
Don’t remember. Which probably means I was drinking a Monster. If you knew just how much caffeine I take in daily you’d understand why I don’t remember. I actually live five minutes in the future of every moment. It’s pretty amazing.
Honestly, who was the last person to tell you that they love you?
Friend of mine.
Last restaurant you went to?
Octopus – sushi restaurant.
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
Friend of mine.
Have you ever crawled through a window?
Yup. But we don’t talk about that. Ever.
What do you spend most of your money on?
Food. I eat. A lot.
Where were you at 1AM sunday morning?
Probably online.
Ever kissed someone over 30?
Nope.
Is there a secret you've never told your parents?
Duh.
Do you like yourself?
Yup.
Have you ever dyed your hair?
Nope.
Are you wearing a necklace?
Two.
Who is someone you wish you could fix things with?
If it isn’t already fixed then it probably doesn’t matter.
Is there anything in your past that you'd like to try again?
Nope.
Are you an emotional person?
I can be. But I also have an Off switch that cuts all power. This can stay off for years and not bother me.
What's something that can always make you feel better?
Friends.
Did your parents spoil you as a child?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAyes. Actually…hmmm…no. = (
Do you still have pictures of you & your ex?
Nope.
How's your heart lately?
Beating five minutes ahead of time itself.
Are you a cuddler?
Depends.
Will this weekend be a good one?
I never remember weekends so I hope so.
What do you want right now?
For Writer’s Block to go suck it.
Who can always cheer you up?
Jo.
Have you ever gone nude/streaked in public?
Nope.
Who hugged you last?
It might’ve been Angelina Jolie. Or, that might’ve all been in my head. I’ll keep us both guessing.
Have you ever worn the opposite sex's clothing?
Yes. But it’s not what you think.
Are you a kissable person?
No idea. But I’m OCD when it comes to hygiene and I’ve never had anyone say, “What if we tried it like this…” so I assume I’m all good.
Has someone ever spread a nasty rumor about you?
Yes.
What is your relationship status?
Hmm.
Who was the last person to come to your house?
Roommate.
Look behind you, what do you see?
A painting.
How many rooms does your house have?
Including bathrooms? Five.
Have you ever worked in a food place?
Multiple times. Never again. I like eating like steak not coming home and still smelling of it.
What would you name your future daughter?
Voltron.
Who and where was the last concert you went to?
Velvet Revolver. Jimmy Kimmel Live.
Any summer plans for 2009?
Wait patiently for winter. I fuckin’ hate hot.
What did you eat for lunch today?
Brown rice, chicken with salsa. That was like, twenty minutes ago and I’m already starving.
Whats on your schedule for tomorrow?
Depends on what happens.
The last song you heard?
Angel by Massive Attack.
What do you think of love?
It’s for some, not for others.
When is the last time you went to a party?
Probably last week.
When is the next time you'll hit up a club?
Not normally a club person but I’ve become friends with a couple of promoters so…I dunno.
Do you still talk to any of your ex's?
Yup.
If you had to eat 1 thing for the rest of your life, what?
Sushi.
How do you feel about abortions?
Pro-Choice.
Do you eat junk food everyday?
Nope. Hardly ever. Morgan Spurlock has shown me things I can't ever be unshown.
How often do you drive?
I live in CA.
Describe your bestfriend?
I would take a bullet for her.
Who was the last person to touch you?
Is this a masturbation joke waiting to happen or what?
How late did you stay up last night and why?
Don’t remember. I’ve had insomnia since forever.
What's the connection between you and the last person you texted?
Ex.
Do you like someone?
I seem to like a lot of people.
Have you ever been hit by the opposite sex?
Yup. Playfully though.
Have you ever kissed someone whose name started with an S?
Yup.
How's your life lately?
Pretty chill.
Do you know anyone that is currently locked up?
Nope.
Have you ever dated someone longer than a year?
Yup. Many times.
What do you think about the current gas prices?
Here’s a message to the Masses: If it’s too expensive, DO something about it. Stop driving. Take the bus. Do that for a week and they’ll have no choice but to lower prices because they’ll pay attention. Blogging, bitching, whatever – none of that helps.
If the peeps can’t pull together and do that, then just make more money.
Have you ever been so drunk that you blacked out?
About four times. Maybe five.
Do you think that you’re a good person?
That really, really does depend.
Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt?
Yup.
Are you happier single or in a relationship?
Again, that really depends.
Have you ever flirted with a friends crush?
Yup.
Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
Last week. Farmer’s Market = Win.
Ever ordered from an infomercial?
Yes.
Do you believe in love at first sight?
No. Attraction, sure.
Have you ever requested a song on the radio?
Nope.
Do you hate the last girl you were talking to?
Never could.
When is the last time you took a nap?
I’m so against naps it’s not even funny. Man up. Crack open a Red Bull.
Whose bed did you sleep in last night?
Mine.
Have you kissed anyone in the last week?
Yup.
Do you miss anyone?
Very much so.
What does your 8th text message say and who was it from?
“Relatively nothing is impossible.” – CrystalLight.
What are you listening to?
Group Four – Massive Attack.
Is there one place you'd like to visit?
Yes.
Have you held hands with anyone today?
No.
Do you like winter time?
Hells yes.
Do you own uggs?
Blah.
Do you regret anything?
No. And if I do I get over shit pretty fast.
What are you excited about?
2012.
Plans for today?
Mail some shit.
Seven days from now will you be in a relationship?
What kind?
How many different people of the opposite sex have you cried over?
One.
Do you want to dance?
Dance? Oh THAT. No.
Who do you not get along with?
‘Tards.
Last movie you watched?
Hmmm…I don’t remember. I watch a lot.
Something interesting happen lately?
Plenty.
Where is the person you like right now?
No idea. Work?
Last time you took a shower?
This morning.
What were you doing at 8:00 this morning?
Eating.
When was the last time you talked to your most recent ex?
Just hung up.
Have you ever been around someone who was high?
Yup. And it never ceases to amuse me.
Do you like where you live?
No. Wait…actual place, or city? I don’t like either.
Last thing you purchased?
An iPhone app.
Where are you right now, and how do you feel about where you are?
I’m in the bedroom and wishing I had a giant plaque on the wall that said, “The War Room” and something epic like anti-aircraft gun turrets sticking out my window.
Explain why you last threw up?
It was a drink called an Adios Motherfucker.
Where did your last hug take place?
Don’t remember.
Who was the last person to hold your hand?
I crack my knuckles, so me.
Are you a jealous person?
Not really.
Did you have a good birthday this year?
Don’t remember. I think I did. I hate celebrating my own.
Are you tired right now?
Ha…
What are your outlooks on gay/bisexual relationships?
As long as there’s not a dick in my ass I really could care less. People are people, same as everyone else.
Do you chew on your straws?
Nope.
Who was the last person you rode in the car with that was under 21?
Uh. Hmm…no idea.
Do you have curly hair?
Nope.
Do you lead people on?
Depends on what I want.
Is there anyone who doesn't like you because of something you didn't do?
Something I didn’t do? Probably. Dunno.
Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
Yes.
Do you cry easily?
Nope.
Do you have any brothers?
Nope.
Where did you go today?
Five minutes into the future. Nothing changes.
What should you be doing right now?
Mailing shit.
Are you a heavy sleeper?
Nope.
When was the last time you hand washed the dishes?
I’ve heard of that…
Name everyone that made you smile today?
EVERYONE? Damn. I dunno man. I don’t keep track of that stuff.
Who was the last person to put their arm around you?
My cat. And I’m not kidding.
Three feelings at the moment?
Hunger
Frustration
Want
The highlight of your week?
Writing.
Who were the last people you ate with?
Vincent Chase, Johnny Drama, Turtle, E and Ari Gold. I was watching Entourage.
What really makes you mad?
It takes a lot. Or, sometimes just one particular person.
Ever had a drunken night in Mexico?
Yes.
What's the last piercing you got?
Don’t have any. I would like a tat though.
Ever toilet papered someone’s house?
Nope.
Do you want to be married right now?
Ask around. I seem to like a lot of people.
What do you usually do first in the morning?
Piss, work out.
Do you have college plans?
Nope.
Are you mad at anyone right now?
Nope. Wait. Yes.
How many different beverages have you had today?
Two. Water. Monster.
What is your favorite flavor of jelly?
Strawberry.
Do you want children?
Not one bit.
You're in the hospital, who on your TOP friends would come to visit you?
Surprise me.
If alcohol were banned, what would your reaction be?
Meh.
Do people underestimate you?
Dunno.
Are you named after a grandparent?
Yup.
What's something you're scared of?
Failure.
What's your favorite color?
Since Black isn’t really a color, Red. But it depends what the color is on.
Ever been kissed under fireworks?
Yup.
Do you wish someone would call you?
Yes. One person in particular.
Are you usually the heart breaker or the heart broken?
Depends.
Do you belive that what comes around goes around?
Nope. That’s what force fields are for and/or human body shields.
What is the last song to make you cry?
I don’t think this has ever happened.
Is your best friend pretty?
Beautiful.
Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom?
Come Close. But no.
Do you give out second chances too easily?
No.
Ever felt that no one relates to you?
Nope.
Had plans and broke them?
Yes. No. Yes. Depends.
When was the last time you saw your grandparents?
I think they’re dead.
Who are you jealous of?
No one. Everyone gets their turn. It's up to you what you make of it.
Caught, no. Seen, yes. But I was old enough so that’s not very exciting is it?
Do you love the last boy/girl you were talking to?
Very much so.
What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
Don’t remember. Which probably means I was drinking a Monster. If you knew just how much caffeine I take in daily you’d understand why I don’t remember. I actually live five minutes in the future of every moment. It’s pretty amazing.
Honestly, who was the last person to tell you that they love you?
Friend of mine.
Last restaurant you went to?
Octopus – sushi restaurant.
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
Friend of mine.
Have you ever crawled through a window?
Yup. But we don’t talk about that. Ever.
What do you spend most of your money on?
Food. I eat. A lot.
Where were you at 1AM sunday morning?
Probably online.
Ever kissed someone over 30?
Nope.
Is there a secret you've never told your parents?
Duh.
Do you like yourself?
Yup.
Have you ever dyed your hair?
Nope.
Are you wearing a necklace?
Two.
Who is someone you wish you could fix things with?
If it isn’t already fixed then it probably doesn’t matter.
Is there anything in your past that you'd like to try again?
Nope.
Are you an emotional person?
I can be. But I also have an Off switch that cuts all power. This can stay off for years and not bother me.
What's something that can always make you feel better?
Friends.
Did your parents spoil you as a child?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAyes. Actually…hmmm…no. = (
Do you still have pictures of you & your ex?
Nope.
How's your heart lately?
Beating five minutes ahead of time itself.
Are you a cuddler?
Depends.
Will this weekend be a good one?
I never remember weekends so I hope so.
What do you want right now?
For Writer’s Block to go suck it.
Who can always cheer you up?
Jo.
Have you ever gone nude/streaked in public?
Nope.
Who hugged you last?
It might’ve been Angelina Jolie. Or, that might’ve all been in my head. I’ll keep us both guessing.
Have you ever worn the opposite sex's clothing?
Yes. But it’s not what you think.
Are you a kissable person?
No idea. But I’m OCD when it comes to hygiene and I’ve never had anyone say, “What if we tried it like this…” so I assume I’m all good.
Has someone ever spread a nasty rumor about you?
Yes.
What is your relationship status?
Hmm.
Who was the last person to come to your house?
Roommate.
Look behind you, what do you see?
A painting.
How many rooms does your house have?
Including bathrooms? Five.
Have you ever worked in a food place?
Multiple times. Never again. I like eating like steak not coming home and still smelling of it.
What would you name your future daughter?
Voltron.
Who and where was the last concert you went to?
Velvet Revolver. Jimmy Kimmel Live.
Any summer plans for 2009?
Wait patiently for winter. I fuckin’ hate hot.
What did you eat for lunch today?
Brown rice, chicken with salsa. That was like, twenty minutes ago and I’m already starving.
Whats on your schedule for tomorrow?
Depends on what happens.
The last song you heard?
Angel by Massive Attack.
What do you think of love?
It’s for some, not for others.
When is the last time you went to a party?
Probably last week.
When is the next time you'll hit up a club?
Not normally a club person but I’ve become friends with a couple of promoters so…I dunno.
Do you still talk to any of your ex's?
Yup.
If you had to eat 1 thing for the rest of your life, what?
Sushi.
How do you feel about abortions?
Pro-Choice.
Do you eat junk food everyday?
Nope. Hardly ever. Morgan Spurlock has shown me things I can't ever be unshown.
How often do you drive?
I live in CA.
Describe your bestfriend?
I would take a bullet for her.
Who was the last person to touch you?
Is this a masturbation joke waiting to happen or what?
How late did you stay up last night and why?
Don’t remember. I’ve had insomnia since forever.
What's the connection between you and the last person you texted?
Ex.
Do you like someone?
I seem to like a lot of people.
Have you ever been hit by the opposite sex?
Yup. Playfully though.
Have you ever kissed someone whose name started with an S?
Yup.
How's your life lately?
Pretty chill.
Do you know anyone that is currently locked up?
Nope.
Have you ever dated someone longer than a year?
Yup. Many times.
What do you think about the current gas prices?
Here’s a message to the Masses: If it’s too expensive, DO something about it. Stop driving. Take the bus. Do that for a week and they’ll have no choice but to lower prices because they’ll pay attention. Blogging, bitching, whatever – none of that helps.
If the peeps can’t pull together and do that, then just make more money.
Have you ever been so drunk that you blacked out?
About four times. Maybe five.
Do you think that you’re a good person?
That really, really does depend.
Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt?
Yup.
Are you happier single or in a relationship?
Again, that really depends.
Have you ever flirted with a friends crush?
Yup.
Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
Last week. Farmer’s Market = Win.
Ever ordered from an infomercial?
Yes.
Do you believe in love at first sight?
No. Attraction, sure.
Have you ever requested a song on the radio?
Nope.
Do you hate the last girl you were talking to?
Never could.
When is the last time you took a nap?
I’m so against naps it’s not even funny. Man up. Crack open a Red Bull.
Whose bed did you sleep in last night?
Mine.
Have you kissed anyone in the last week?
Yup.
Do you miss anyone?
Very much so.
What does your 8th text message say and who was it from?
“Relatively nothing is impossible.” – CrystalLight.
What are you listening to?
Group Four – Massive Attack.
Is there one place you'd like to visit?
Yes.
Have you held hands with anyone today?
No.
Do you like winter time?
Hells yes.
Do you own uggs?
Blah.
Do you regret anything?
No. And if I do I get over shit pretty fast.
What are you excited about?
2012.
Plans for today?
Mail some shit.
Seven days from now will you be in a relationship?
What kind?
How many different people of the opposite sex have you cried over?
One.
Do you want to dance?
Dance? Oh THAT. No.
Who do you not get along with?
‘Tards.
Last movie you watched?
Hmmm…I don’t remember. I watch a lot.
Something interesting happen lately?
Plenty.
Where is the person you like right now?
No idea. Work?
Last time you took a shower?
This morning.
What were you doing at 8:00 this morning?
Eating.
When was the last time you talked to your most recent ex?
Just hung up.
Have you ever been around someone who was high?
Yup. And it never ceases to amuse me.
Do you like where you live?
No. Wait…actual place, or city? I don’t like either.
Last thing you purchased?
An iPhone app.
Where are you right now, and how do you feel about where you are?
I’m in the bedroom and wishing I had a giant plaque on the wall that said, “The War Room” and something epic like anti-aircraft gun turrets sticking out my window.
Explain why you last threw up?
It was a drink called an Adios Motherfucker.
Where did your last hug take place?
Don’t remember.
Who was the last person to hold your hand?
I crack my knuckles, so me.
Are you a jealous person?
Not really.
Did you have a good birthday this year?
Don’t remember. I think I did. I hate celebrating my own.
Are you tired right now?
Ha…
What are your outlooks on gay/bisexual relationships?
As long as there’s not a dick in my ass I really could care less. People are people, same as everyone else.
Do you chew on your straws?
Nope.
Who was the last person you rode in the car with that was under 21?
Uh. Hmm…no idea.
Do you have curly hair?
Nope.
Do you lead people on?
Depends on what I want.
Is there anyone who doesn't like you because of something you didn't do?
Something I didn’t do? Probably. Dunno.
Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
Yes.
Do you cry easily?
Nope.
Do you have any brothers?
Nope.
Where did you go today?
Five minutes into the future. Nothing changes.
What should you be doing right now?
Mailing shit.
Are you a heavy sleeper?
Nope.
When was the last time you hand washed the dishes?
I’ve heard of that…
Name everyone that made you smile today?
EVERYONE? Damn. I dunno man. I don’t keep track of that stuff.
Who was the last person to put their arm around you?
My cat. And I’m not kidding.
Three feelings at the moment?
Hunger
Frustration
Want
The highlight of your week?
Writing.
Who were the last people you ate with?
Vincent Chase, Johnny Drama, Turtle, E and Ari Gold. I was watching Entourage.
What really makes you mad?
It takes a lot. Or, sometimes just one particular person.
Ever had a drunken night in Mexico?
Yes.
What's the last piercing you got?
Don’t have any. I would like a tat though.
Ever toilet papered someone’s house?
Nope.
Do you want to be married right now?
Ask around. I seem to like a lot of people.
What do you usually do first in the morning?
Piss, work out.
Do you have college plans?
Nope.
Are you mad at anyone right now?
Nope. Wait. Yes.
How many different beverages have you had today?
Two. Water. Monster.
What is your favorite flavor of jelly?
Strawberry.
Do you want children?
Not one bit.
You're in the hospital, who on your TOP friends would come to visit you?
Surprise me.
If alcohol were banned, what would your reaction be?
Meh.
Do people underestimate you?
Dunno.
Are you named after a grandparent?
Yup.
What's something you're scared of?
Failure.
What's your favorite color?
Since Black isn’t really a color, Red. But it depends what the color is on.
Ever been kissed under fireworks?
Yup.
Do you wish someone would call you?
Yes. One person in particular.
Are you usually the heart breaker or the heart broken?
Depends.
Do you belive that what comes around goes around?
Nope. That’s what force fields are for and/or human body shields.
What is the last song to make you cry?
I don’t think this has ever happened.
Is your best friend pretty?
Beautiful.
Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom?
Come Close. But no.
Do you give out second chances too easily?
No.
Ever felt that no one relates to you?
Nope.
Had plans and broke them?
Yes. No. Yes. Depends.
When was the last time you saw your grandparents?
I think they’re dead.
Who are you jealous of?
No one. Everyone gets their turn. It's up to you what you make of it.
