Okay, saw this thing in Marquis de Sade's blog, and I thought I'd post my own answers here...scooch in close, you bunch of rascals! 🙂
Have your parents ever caught you drinking?
Not really "caught." They know they can't stop me from having a drink.
Do you love the last boy/girl you were talking to?
Somewhat.
What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
I believe I was having a cigarette.
Honestly, who was the last person to tell you that they love you?
My ex.
Last restaurant you went to?
McDonalds!
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
My ex.
Have you ever crawled through a window?
Yeah, but it was my own. Accidentally getting locked out sucks.
What do you spend most of your money on?
School. More than I though I'd ever spend...
Where were you at 1AM sunday morning?
Here, probably spamming the Silly Stuff Forum.
Ever kissed someone over 30?
Yep.
Is there a secret you've never told your parents?
Plenty of 'em.
Do you like yourself?
Sure. 🙂
Have you ever dyed your hair?
No!
Are you wearing a necklace?
Yep.
Who is someone you wish you could fix things with?
No one springs to mind.
Is there anything in your past that you'd like to try again?
Ah, regrets are for people who don't live full enough lives.
Are you an emotional person?
Only when I drink.
What's something that can always make you feel better?
Visiting the SSF.
Did your parents spoil you as a child?
No, and I've always resented them for that...😛
Do you still have pictures of you & your ex?
Sure.
How's your heart lately?
Slightly to the left side of my chest...how's yours? 🙂
Are you a cuddler?
Occasionally...
Will this weekend be a good one?
Nope, I'll probably be pretty busy...
What do you want right now?
To find a way around having to do my work...
Who can always cheer you up?
My good friend Jimmy Beam...😀
Have you ever gone nude/streaked in public?
Yes, I have.
Who hugged you last?
My friend Rob, I think.
Have you ever worn the opposite sex's clothing?
LOL. I'll leave this one a mystery...😉
Are you a kissable person?
I like to think so.
Has someone ever spread a nasty rumor about you?
Probably. I can be pretty oblivious, though.
What is your relationship status?
Single...
Who was the last person to come to your house?
A maintenance guy.
Look behind you, what do you see?
A window...
How many rooms does your house have?
Two, including the bathroom...
Have you ever worked in a food place?
Hell no!
What would you name your future daughter?
Umm...Theresa?
Who and where was the last concert you went to?
Bah. Why go to a concert when I can download the music for free from Swedish internet pirates?
Any summer plans for 2009?
I hope I didn't have any, otherwise I'm gonna be pretty disappointed...
What did you eat for lunch today?
Burger and fries from A&W.
What's on your schedule for tomorrow?
Wake up. Procrastinate. Maybe squeeze in a couple hours of work and then SSF!
The last song you heard?
The Family Guy theme.
What do you think of love?
It's awesome. The dizzying euphoric highs, the bleak, crushing lows...it's better than smack. 😛
When is the last time you went to a party?
Last Saturday, I guess.
When is the next time you'll hit up a club?
No idea...
Do you still talk to any of your ex's?
Yes I do.
If you had to eat 1 thing for the rest of your life, what?
Good, medium rare, tenderloin steak.
How do you feel about abortions?
A woman has the right to choose. That's kind of like asking "how do you feel about women having the vote?"
Do you eat junk food everyday?
Abso-fucking-lutely! 😀
How often do you drive?
Every day.
Who was the last person to touch you?
Umm...if I can't remember is that a bad thing?
How late did you stay up last night and why?
About 2AM. Had to stay up for Venray's radio show.🙂
What's the connection between you and the last person you texted?
Text? What is this "text" of which you speak?
Do you like someone?
I like plenty of people...
Have you ever been hit by the opposite sex?
Yep.
Have you ever kissed someone whose name started with an S?
Yep.
How's your life lately?
Relaxed, interspersed with moments of drama and panic.
Do you know anyone that is currently locked up?
Uh, no...
Have you ever dated someone longer than a year?
Yes I have.
What do you think about the current gas prices?
Since the economy crashed, they've actually been pretty decent. Who knew that was all it would take? 😛
Have you ever been so drunk that you blacked out?
Heh. Yep.
Do you think that you’re a good person?
Meh. I'm no boyscout...but then most boyscouts I find to be total assholes. So who knows?
Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt?
Uh huh.
Are you happier single or in a relationship?
If it's a good relationship, then yes.
Have you ever flirted with a friends crush?
Ha. I flirt with everyone.
Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
A homegrown what?
Ever ordered from an infomercial?
No!
Do you believe in love at first sight?
Nah. There's often a connection, though.
Have you ever requested a song on the radio?
No.
Do you hate the last girl you were talking to?
Nope.
When is the last time you took a nap?
You don't really need them when you sleep until 11AM...
Whose bed did you sleep in last night?
My own...
Have you kissed anyone in the last week?
Nope.
Do you miss anyone?
Not so much.
What does your 8th text message say and who was it from?
You keep mentioning "text." What is this thing?
What are you listening to?
Family Guy in the background.
Is there one place you'd like to visit?
Several of them.
Have you held hands with anyone today?
Nope.
Do you like winter time?
No! Fuck winter!
Do you own uggs?
Okay, these made up words are annoying me now...
Do you regret anything?
Again, regrets are for people who haven't lived full enough lives...when you die it's the things you don't do that you regret.
What are you excited about?
Plans for today?
Continue procrastinating. 🙂
Seven days from now will you be in a relationship?
A relationship in seven days? I think not.
How many different people of the opposite sex have you cried over?
Ha. More than I'd care to admit...
Do you want to dance?
Thought you'd never ask!
Who do you not get along with?
They all know who they are...
Last movie you watched?
Not Another Teen Movie (the "unrated extended cut," which fucking SUCKED!
)
Something interesting happen lately?
Not yet...
Where is the person you like right now?
I imagine they're all in different places right now.
Last time you took a shower?
This morning.
What were you doing at 8:00 this morning?
Sleeeeeeeeeping.
When was the last time you talked to your most recent ex?
Yesterday.
Have you ever been around someone who was high?
Sure.
Do you like where you live?
Yep.
Last thing you purchased?
A pack of cigarettes.
Where are you right now, and how do you feel about where you are?
Lying on my bed. I feel pretty good about it, it's a nice bed...
Explain why you last threw up?
It was probably a hangover...😀
Where did your last hug take place?
On a street.
Who was the last person to hold your hand?
Don't remember...
Are you a jealous person?
Yep.
Did you have a good birthday this year?
If I recall, I did nothing. So yes, it was good. 😀
Are you tired right now?
Nope. Woke up at 11AM. 😀
What are your outlooks on gay/bisexual relationships?
None of my business.
Do you chew on your straws?
No.
Who was the last person you rode in the car with that was under 21?
Hmm...probably my ex.
Do you have curly hair?
Nope.
Do you lead people on?
Hope not...
Is there anyone who doesn't like you because of something you didn't do?
Umm...can't think of anyone. If they were pissed off, they should have told me and I would have done it!
Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
Yep.
Do you cry easily?
Only when I'm drunk.
Do you have any brothers?
Nope.
Where did you go today?
Mall, bookstore.
What should you be doing right now?
Writing a paper in the library...
Are you a heavy sleeper?
No.
When was the last time you hand washed the dishes?
Yesterday.
Name everyone that made you smile today?
Everyone in the SSF.
Who was the last person to put their arm around you?
Oh, probably my ex.
Three feelings at the moment?
Hunger
Boredom
Antsy
The highlight of your week?
Week's not over yet...
Who were the last people you ate with?
SnailShell, Tickle_Emperor, Lamastu
What really makes you mad?
Too many things to name.
Ever had a drunken night in Mexico?
Nope (I'm disgusted with myself!)
What's the last piercing you got?
No piercings, thanks.
Ever toilet papered someone’s house?
Nope.
Do you want to be married right now?
Not yet...
What do you usually do first in the morning?
Roll over, try to go back to sleep.
Do you have college plans?
Ever since I got here, I stopped making plans.
Are you mad at anyone right now?
Nope.
How many different beverages have you had today?
Just coffee and water.
What is your favorite flavor of jelly?
Bleh!
Do you want children?
Someday.
You're in the hospital, who on your TOP friends would come to visit you?
If my family didn't show up, I'd be pissed.
If alcohol were banned, what would your reaction be?
Beating someone's head in with my last empty whiskey bottle.
Do people underestimate you?
Very often.
Are you named after a grandparent?
Two of 'em, actually.
What's something you're scared of?
The ocean scares the shit out of me.
What's your favorite color?
Black. Or white. Scratch that, let's say grey.
Ever been kissed under fireworks?
Nope.
Do you wish someone would call you?
Not at the moment...
Are you usually the heart breaker or the heart broken?
Usually I'm the breaker, but I've been heartbroken as well...
Do you belive that what comes around goes around?
It's a pretty important law of astronomy, I think. 😛
What is the last song to make you cry?
A song? Bah!
Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom?
Ah, those are fun times...
Do you give out second chances too easily?
Yes I do...
Ever felt that no one relates to you?
Yep. I'm usually wrong, though.
Had plans and broke them?
Nah, that's why I rarely make plans.
When was the last time you saw your grandparents?
Saw my grandma a few months ago.
Who are you jealous of?
Can't think of anyone. Life's too short to obsess over other people.
Whew, that took a long time. Hope you're happy now, you intrusive bastards! 😛
Have your parents ever caught you drinking?
Not really "caught." They know they can't stop me from having a drink.
Do you love the last boy/girl you were talking to?
Somewhat.
What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
I believe I was having a cigarette.
Honestly, who was the last person to tell you that they love you?
My ex.
Last restaurant you went to?
McDonalds!
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
My ex.
Have you ever crawled through a window?
Yeah, but it was my own. Accidentally getting locked out sucks.
What do you spend most of your money on?
School. More than I though I'd ever spend...
Where were you at 1AM sunday morning?
Here, probably spamming the Silly Stuff Forum.
Ever kissed someone over 30?
Yep.
Is there a secret you've never told your parents?
Plenty of 'em.
Do you like yourself?
Sure. 🙂
Have you ever dyed your hair?
No!
Are you wearing a necklace?
Yep.
Who is someone you wish you could fix things with?
No one springs to mind.
Is there anything in your past that you'd like to try again?
Ah, regrets are for people who don't live full enough lives.
Are you an emotional person?
Only when I drink.
What's something that can always make you feel better?
Visiting the SSF.
Did your parents spoil you as a child?
No, and I've always resented them for that...😛
Do you still have pictures of you & your ex?
Sure.
How's your heart lately?
Slightly to the left side of my chest...how's yours? 🙂
Are you a cuddler?
Occasionally...
Will this weekend be a good one?
Nope, I'll probably be pretty busy...
What do you want right now?
To find a way around having to do my work...
Who can always cheer you up?
My good friend Jimmy Beam...😀
Have you ever gone nude/streaked in public?
Yes, I have.
Who hugged you last?
My friend Rob, I think.
Have you ever worn the opposite sex's clothing?
LOL. I'll leave this one a mystery...😉
Are you a kissable person?
I like to think so.
Has someone ever spread a nasty rumor about you?
Probably. I can be pretty oblivious, though.
What is your relationship status?
Single...
Who was the last person to come to your house?
A maintenance guy.
Look behind you, what do you see?
A window...
How many rooms does your house have?
Two, including the bathroom...
Have you ever worked in a food place?
Hell no!
What would you name your future daughter?
Umm...Theresa?
Who and where was the last concert you went to?
Bah. Why go to a concert when I can download the music for free from Swedish internet pirates?
Any summer plans for 2009?
I hope I didn't have any, otherwise I'm gonna be pretty disappointed...
What did you eat for lunch today?
Burger and fries from A&W.
What's on your schedule for tomorrow?
Wake up. Procrastinate. Maybe squeeze in a couple hours of work and then SSF!
The last song you heard?
The Family Guy theme.
What do you think of love?
It's awesome. The dizzying euphoric highs, the bleak, crushing lows...it's better than smack. 😛
When is the last time you went to a party?
Last Saturday, I guess.
When is the next time you'll hit up a club?
No idea...
Do you still talk to any of your ex's?
Yes I do.
If you had to eat 1 thing for the rest of your life, what?
Good, medium rare, tenderloin steak.
How do you feel about abortions?
A woman has the right to choose. That's kind of like asking "how do you feel about women having the vote?"
Do you eat junk food everyday?
Abso-fucking-lutely! 😀
How often do you drive?
Every day.
Who was the last person to touch you?
Umm...if I can't remember is that a bad thing?
How late did you stay up last night and why?
About 2AM. Had to stay up for Venray's radio show.🙂
What's the connection between you and the last person you texted?
Text? What is this "text" of which you speak?
Do you like someone?
I like plenty of people...
Have you ever been hit by the opposite sex?
Yep.
Have you ever kissed someone whose name started with an S?
Yep.
How's your life lately?
Relaxed, interspersed with moments of drama and panic.
Do you know anyone that is currently locked up?
Uh, no...
Have you ever dated someone longer than a year?
Yes I have.
What do you think about the current gas prices?
Since the economy crashed, they've actually been pretty decent. Who knew that was all it would take? 😛
Have you ever been so drunk that you blacked out?
Heh. Yep.
Do you think that you’re a good person?
Meh. I'm no boyscout...but then most boyscouts I find to be total assholes. So who knows?
Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt?
Uh huh.
Are you happier single or in a relationship?
If it's a good relationship, then yes.
Have you ever flirted with a friends crush?
Ha. I flirt with everyone.
Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
A homegrown what?
Ever ordered from an infomercial?
No!
Do you believe in love at first sight?
Nah. There's often a connection, though.
Have you ever requested a song on the radio?
No.
Do you hate the last girl you were talking to?
Nope.
When is the last time you took a nap?
You don't really need them when you sleep until 11AM...
Whose bed did you sleep in last night?
My own...
Have you kissed anyone in the last week?
Nope.
Do you miss anyone?
Not so much.
What does your 8th text message say and who was it from?
You keep mentioning "text." What is this thing?
What are you listening to?
Family Guy in the background.
Is there one place you'd like to visit?
Several of them.
Have you held hands with anyone today?
Nope.
Do you like winter time?
No! Fuck winter!
Do you own uggs?
Okay, these made up words are annoying me now...
Do you regret anything?
Again, regrets are for people who haven't lived full enough lives...when you die it's the things you don't do that you regret.
What are you excited about?
Plans for today?
Continue procrastinating. 🙂
Seven days from now will you be in a relationship?
A relationship in seven days? I think not.
How many different people of the opposite sex have you cried over?
Ha. More than I'd care to admit...
Do you want to dance?
Thought you'd never ask!
Who do you not get along with?
They all know who they are...
Last movie you watched?
Not Another Teen Movie (the "unrated extended cut," which fucking SUCKED!
)Something interesting happen lately?
Not yet...
Where is the person you like right now?
I imagine they're all in different places right now.
Last time you took a shower?
This morning.
What were you doing at 8:00 this morning?
Sleeeeeeeeeping.
When was the last time you talked to your most recent ex?
Yesterday.
Have you ever been around someone who was high?
Sure.
Do you like where you live?
Yep.
Last thing you purchased?
A pack of cigarettes.
Where are you right now, and how do you feel about where you are?
Lying on my bed. I feel pretty good about it, it's a nice bed...
Explain why you last threw up?
It was probably a hangover...😀
Where did your last hug take place?
On a street.
Who was the last person to hold your hand?
Don't remember...
Are you a jealous person?
Yep.
Did you have a good birthday this year?
If I recall, I did nothing. So yes, it was good. 😀
Are you tired right now?
Nope. Woke up at 11AM. 😀
What are your outlooks on gay/bisexual relationships?
None of my business.
Do you chew on your straws?
No.
Who was the last person you rode in the car with that was under 21?
Hmm...probably my ex.
Do you have curly hair?
Nope.
Do you lead people on?
Hope not...
Is there anyone who doesn't like you because of something you didn't do?
Umm...can't think of anyone. If they were pissed off, they should have told me and I would have done it!
Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
Yep.
Do you cry easily?
Only when I'm drunk.
Do you have any brothers?
Nope.
Where did you go today?
Mall, bookstore.
What should you be doing right now?
Writing a paper in the library...
Are you a heavy sleeper?
No.
When was the last time you hand washed the dishes?
Yesterday.
Name everyone that made you smile today?
Everyone in the SSF.
Who was the last person to put their arm around you?
Oh, probably my ex.
Three feelings at the moment?
Hunger
Boredom
Antsy
The highlight of your week?
Week's not over yet...
Who were the last people you ate with?
SnailShell, Tickle_Emperor, Lamastu
What really makes you mad?
Too many things to name.
Ever had a drunken night in Mexico?
Nope (I'm disgusted with myself!)
What's the last piercing you got?
No piercings, thanks.
Ever toilet papered someone’s house?
Nope.
Do you want to be married right now?
Not yet...
What do you usually do first in the morning?
Roll over, try to go back to sleep.
Do you have college plans?
Ever since I got here, I stopped making plans.
Are you mad at anyone right now?
Nope.
How many different beverages have you had today?
Just coffee and water.
What is your favorite flavor of jelly?
Bleh!
Do you want children?
Someday.
You're in the hospital, who on your TOP friends would come to visit you?
If my family didn't show up, I'd be pissed.
If alcohol were banned, what would your reaction be?
Beating someone's head in with my last empty whiskey bottle.
Do people underestimate you?
Very often.
Are you named after a grandparent?
Two of 'em, actually.
What's something you're scared of?
The ocean scares the shit out of me.
What's your favorite color?
Black. Or white. Scratch that, let's say grey.
Ever been kissed under fireworks?
Nope.
Do you wish someone would call you?
Not at the moment...
Are you usually the heart breaker or the heart broken?
Usually I'm the breaker, but I've been heartbroken as well...
Do you belive that what comes around goes around?
It's a pretty important law of astronomy, I think. 😛
What is the last song to make you cry?
A song? Bah!
Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom?
Ah, those are fun times...
Do you give out second chances too easily?
Yes I do...
Ever felt that no one relates to you?
Yep. I'm usually wrong, though.
Had plans and broke them?
Nah, that's why I rarely make plans.
When was the last time you saw your grandparents?
Saw my grandma a few months ago.
Who are you jealous of?
Can't think of anyone. Life's too short to obsess over other people.
Whew, that took a long time. Hope you're happy now, you intrusive bastards! 😛
