Blog entries by McNoodle

I wrote these and posted them on my myspace page in between 2006 and 2007. My friends either enjoyed them or they were rather polite. :P Some of my haiku's were written during dark times in my life. These are not them and are simply meant to be silly. Oh my god no more You are tearing me...

The act of my bleeds Are a cleansing ritual Self hatred fulfilled. Cat food is on sale Senior's got their pension checks They'll eat good tonight. The future is here Endless potential for fun The past won't let go. Fishing season soon Countless days wasted away Ain't nothin...

1) If your cat indicates playtime is over, don't push it, or pray that your scratches don't get infected. 2) When pricking yourself for blood tests for blood sugar levels, make sure the needle is sharp and make damned sure you don't poke yourself in the same place twice in a row. 3) Being...