1. What color is your toothbrush?
- Purple and white, but it's like 3 years old. I think I need a new one.
2. Name one person who made you smile today?
- I just woke up, so no one yet.
3. What were you doing at 8 am this morning?
- Fucking sleeping.
4. What were you doing 45 minutes ago?
-Sleeping.
5. What is your favorite candy bar?
- I don't really like candy so much, but twix are ok occasionally.
6. Have you ever been to a strip club?
- Nope. And I don't plan to.
7. What is the last thing you said aloud?
- I groaned from my bed to my father that I didn't need any coffee at 8am.
8. What is your favorite ice cream?
- Strawberry cheesecake or green tea.
9. What was the last thing you had to drink?
- I'm about to drink some Snapple Apple.
10. Do you like your wallet?
- Nope. It's a Paul Frank wallet and it's got polka dots all over it like I'm 12. I think I need a new one.
11. What was the last thing you ate?
- A sandwich from work yesterday.
12. Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
- I bought sunglasses because my other ones broke.
13. The last sporting event you watched?
- A fucking pitiful Cubs game.
14. What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?
- Some people think it's gross, but kettle corn is pretty good.
15. Who is the last person you sent a text message to?
- To the boyfriend: "I'm going to sleep now. I love you. Goodnight"
16. Ever go camping?
- Yes and it is completely retarded. Why the hell would you want to live like a homeless person for days, with giant fucking daddy longlegs and mutant mosquitos eating you alive, for fun?
17. Do you take vitamins daily?
- Not since I was old enough to take Flintstone's vitamins.
18. Do you go to church every Sunday?
- Hell no.
19. Do you have a tan?
- I don't tan. I get pink.
20. Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?
- I don't know. Most chinese food I've had, is just like slop that I imagine they scoop out of a big barrel and plop on some rice. Yeah, I'm gonna go with pizza.
21. Do you drink your soda with a straw?'
- No. Only douche bags do that. That's probably why in their pictures they all have that pursed lip face that is so retarded. Because of all the dick they suck and all the coke zero with straws.
22. What did your last text message say?
- From the boyfriend: "Goodnight sexy. I love you with all my 7 hearts." lmfao
23. What are you doing tomorrow?
- Working and then who knows.
25. Look to your left, what do you see?
- A fan in front of Barack Obama.
26. What color is your watch?
- I don't wear a watch.
27. What do you think of when you hear Australia?
- I think of when these Australians were staying at the hotel above the mall I work at and they stopped for something to eat. One of them said, "What's the best sandwich?" and in a slow, old man way, I replied, "The best sandwich is the one you make yourself." His friend laughed and said, "Good answer, mate." which I found funny because he called me "mate" and then the first guy wanted an apron. However, after work, they were still hanging around and the floor was wet and my shoes are not grippy and I slipped and fell in front of them. How traumatizing.
29. Do you go into a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?
- I think it's illegal to walk through the drive through.
30. What is your favorite number?
- 3.124, .124.... definitely.
31. Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?
- Probably my dad.
32. Any plans today?
- Work.
33. How many states have you lived in?
- Just one.
34. Biggest annoyance right now?
- That I have to go to work today. I just want to stay home and listen to music.
35. Last song listened to?
- Meiko - "How Lucky We Are"
36.Can you say the alphabet backwards?
- Never.
37. Do you have a maid service clean your house?
-Hell no.
38. Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
- My slip on Vans.
39. Are you jealous of anyone?
- Nah.
40. Is anyone jealous of you?
- I think my older sister is. But she's a nutjob.
41. What do you love?
- Smoking weed and watching weird shit on spaceghetto. lol
42. Do any of your friends have children?
-Bunch of girls from high school and one girl I work with do.
43. What do you usually do during the day?
- Sleep, work, watch Cheaters followed by Judge Mathis.
44. Do you hate anyone that you know right now?
- Loathe, maybe, but not hate.
45. Do you use the word 'hello' daily?
- Who doesn't?
46. What color is your car?
- I don't have a vehicle! Stop asking me!
47. Do you like cats?
- I fucking hate cats. They are like furry reptiles and make my eyes itch.
48. Are you thinking about something right now?
- I'm thinking I want some of my Snapple Apple.
49. Have you ever been to hell?
- I've been to Hell and back, my friend.
50. How did you get your worst scar?
- I got a dent in my skull from my mom throwing a lamp at me and one of my earlobes is a little less attached than the other one because she pulled on it a bit too hard. The rest are self-inflicted.
Now your turn.
- Purple and white, but it's like 3 years old. I think I need a new one.
2. Name one person who made you smile today?
- I just woke up, so no one yet.
3. What were you doing at 8 am this morning?
- Fucking sleeping.
4. What were you doing 45 minutes ago?
-Sleeping.
5. What is your favorite candy bar?
- I don't really like candy so much, but twix are ok occasionally.
6. Have you ever been to a strip club?
- Nope. And I don't plan to.
7. What is the last thing you said aloud?
- I groaned from my bed to my father that I didn't need any coffee at 8am.
8. What is your favorite ice cream?
- Strawberry cheesecake or green tea.
9. What was the last thing you had to drink?
- I'm about to drink some Snapple Apple.
10. Do you like your wallet?
- Nope. It's a Paul Frank wallet and it's got polka dots all over it like I'm 12. I think I need a new one.
11. What was the last thing you ate?
- A sandwich from work yesterday.
12. Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
- I bought sunglasses because my other ones broke.
13. The last sporting event you watched?
- A fucking pitiful Cubs game.
14. What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?
- Some people think it's gross, but kettle corn is pretty good.
15. Who is the last person you sent a text message to?
- To the boyfriend: "I'm going to sleep now. I love you. Goodnight"
16. Ever go camping?
- Yes and it is completely retarded. Why the hell would you want to live like a homeless person for days, with giant fucking daddy longlegs and mutant mosquitos eating you alive, for fun?
17. Do you take vitamins daily?
- Not since I was old enough to take Flintstone's vitamins.
18. Do you go to church every Sunday?
- Hell no.
19. Do you have a tan?
- I don't tan. I get pink.
20. Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?
- I don't know. Most chinese food I've had, is just like slop that I imagine they scoop out of a big barrel and plop on some rice. Yeah, I'm gonna go with pizza.
21. Do you drink your soda with a straw?'
- No. Only douche bags do that. That's probably why in their pictures they all have that pursed lip face that is so retarded. Because of all the dick they suck and all the coke zero with straws.
22. What did your last text message say?
- From the boyfriend: "Goodnight sexy. I love you with all my 7 hearts." lmfao
23. What are you doing tomorrow?
- Working and then who knows.
25. Look to your left, what do you see?
- A fan in front of Barack Obama.
26. What color is your watch?
- I don't wear a watch.
27. What do you think of when you hear Australia?
- I think of when these Australians were staying at the hotel above the mall I work at and they stopped for something to eat. One of them said, "What's the best sandwich?" and in a slow, old man way, I replied, "The best sandwich is the one you make yourself." His friend laughed and said, "Good answer, mate." which I found funny because he called me "mate" and then the first guy wanted an apron. However, after work, they were still hanging around and the floor was wet and my shoes are not grippy and I slipped and fell in front of them. How traumatizing.
29. Do you go into a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?
- I think it's illegal to walk through the drive through.
30. What is your favorite number?
- 3.124, .124.... definitely.
31. Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?
- Probably my dad.
32. Any plans today?
- Work.
33. How many states have you lived in?
- Just one.
34. Biggest annoyance right now?
- That I have to go to work today. I just want to stay home and listen to music.
35. Last song listened to?
- Meiko - "How Lucky We Are"
36.Can you say the alphabet backwards?
- Never.
37. Do you have a maid service clean your house?
-Hell no.
38. Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
- My slip on Vans.
39. Are you jealous of anyone?
- Nah.
40. Is anyone jealous of you?
- I think my older sister is. But she's a nutjob.
41. What do you love?
- Smoking weed and watching weird shit on spaceghetto. lol
42. Do any of your friends have children?
-Bunch of girls from high school and one girl I work with do.
43. What do you usually do during the day?
- Sleep, work, watch Cheaters followed by Judge Mathis.
44. Do you hate anyone that you know right now?
- Loathe, maybe, but not hate.
45. Do you use the word 'hello' daily?
- Who doesn't?
46. What color is your car?
- I don't have a vehicle! Stop asking me!
47. Do you like cats?
- I fucking hate cats. They are like furry reptiles and make my eyes itch.
48. Are you thinking about something right now?
- I'm thinking I want some of my Snapple Apple.
49. Have you ever been to hell?
- I've been to Hell and back, my friend.
50. How did you get your worst scar?
- I got a dent in my skull from my mom throwing a lamp at me and one of my earlobes is a little less attached than the other one because she pulled on it a bit too hard. The rest are self-inflicted.
Now your turn.
