1. Is there anyone on this board you would ever consider having sex with?
Mhmm.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Any.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The right.
4. Do you masturbate?
You wish you knew.
5. How often? Lately?
😵 *not going there*
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Negative.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers. In and out.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
No.
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Mebbeh.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggresive.
11. Do you love someone this board?
lolwut?
12. Do you know all the people on this board?
Fuck yeah. They bow to me.
13. Would you choose love or money?
Lurv.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Tk, D/s, gags.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
No.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
......
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
*is a virgin*
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
See above.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
No.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Nope.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nah.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
No.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
No thanx.
24. What's your sexuality?
Straight.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Nein.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Negative.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
No.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Nope.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
No.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
No.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Not applicable.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
No.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Nope.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
No.
35. Have you ever had cybersex?
<<>>
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Yeah I guess.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Mreh. I'll let you know.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Dun have one.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
No.
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Fuck if I know.
Mhmm.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Any.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The right.
4. Do you masturbate?
You wish you knew.
5. How often? Lately?
😵 *not going there*
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Negative.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers. In and out.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
No.
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Mebbeh.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggresive.
11. Do you love someone this board?
lolwut?
12. Do you know all the people on this board?
Fuck yeah. They bow to me.
13. Would you choose love or money?
Lurv.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Tk, D/s, gags.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
No.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
......
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
*is a virgin*
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
See above.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
No.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Nope.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nah.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
No.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
No thanx.
24. What's your sexuality?
Straight.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Nein.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Negative.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
No.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Nope.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
No.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
No.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Not applicable.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
No.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Nope.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
No.
35. Have you ever had cybersex?
<<>>
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Yeah I guess.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Mreh. I'll let you know.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Dun have one.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
No.
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Fuck if I know.
