Random IM: So how did you find out interest on tickling
Me: God sent me a letter
Random IM: really what did he say in the letter
Me: He said in order to be closer to Jesus, I would have to make certain physical sacrificies. I never liked tickling as a kid, but I feel it's what I have to put myself through now to get to Heaven
Random IM: wow that's cool a religious background"
Me: I had to give up my penis for jesus too
Random IM: give up your penis? i need a translator
Me: my cock, my dick, my schlong, my snot sausage...
Random IM: I thought you were female. Was I wrong?
Me: Nope
Random IM: what kind of music do you like"
Me: i like to hear corn sway
Random IM: is that a band or you mean the corn instrument?
Me: the instrument
Random IM: i have never played corn. I’ll have to try it
