*kurch logs into his Kurchennium Group computer to get his assignment*
Kurch: "Time is fun when your having flies."
Kurch's Computer:
Wrong ID
Access denied.
Kurch: "Flies are fun if you have the time."
Kurch's Computer:
Wrong ID
Access denied
Kurch: "Fun flies by if you have some time"
Kurch's Computer:
WRONG ID!!! Come on this is not that difficult.
Access denied.
Kurch: "Time flies when you are having fun."
Kurch's Computer:
Finally! Correct ID.
Access Granted.
Kurch's Computer:
Wrong ID
Access denied.
Kurch: "Flies are fun if you have the time."
Kurch's Computer:
Wrong ID
Access denied
Kurch: "Fun flies by if you have some time"
Kurch's Computer:
WRONG ID!!! Come on this is not that difficult.
Access denied.
Kurch: "Time flies when you are having fun."
Kurch's Computer:
Finally! Correct ID.
Access Granted.
Welcome kurchatovium.
There are 1395 days remaining.
There are 1395 days remaining.
Kurch: Thank you. So whats my assignment? Am I tracking down a vicious serial killer in some big city? Some nasty terrorist trying to blow up some building? A crazed psycho with a biological weapon?
Kurch's Computer: Ummmmmmmm no none of those things.
Kurch: So what is it then? I am intrigued now.
Kurch's Computer: We need you to attend a bakery conference in Akron.
Kurch: That does not sound all that apocolyptic. 🙁
Kurch's Computer: Oh it is trust us.
Kurch: Thats what you said about the end of the world in 2000.
Kurch's Computer: Oh must we go back to that all the time. Look we said we were sorry. Lets move on.
Kurch: Ok. Ok. Any clues as to what is going on?
Kurch's Computer: Just one so far. A series of numbers.
11, 17, 18, 12 and 40
Kurch: Hmmmmmmmmmm interesting. I will look into it.
Kurch's Computer: Excellent. Remember The Truth is Out There.
Kurch: Ummmmmmmm thats a different series.
Kurch's Computer: Right, right. Sorry. Remember "The Time is Near."
Kurch: Its over 3 years away. Thats not all that near.
Kurch's Computer: Sure it is compared to the history of the Earth.
Kurch: Ok whatever you say. (sigh) I will head to Akron and see what I can find out.
Kurch's Computer: Ummmmmmmm no none of those things.
Kurch: So what is it then? I am intrigued now.
Kurch's Computer: We need you to attend a bakery conference in Akron.
Kurch: That does not sound all that apocolyptic. 🙁
Kurch's Computer: Oh it is trust us.
Kurch: Thats what you said about the end of the world in 2000.
Kurch's Computer: Oh must we go back to that all the time. Look we said we were sorry. Lets move on.
Kurch: Ok. Ok. Any clues as to what is going on?
Kurch's Computer: Just one so far. A series of numbers.
11, 17, 18, 12 and 40
Kurch: Hmmmmmmmmmm interesting. I will look into it.
Kurch's Computer: Excellent. Remember The Truth is Out There.
Kurch: Ummmmmmmm thats a different series.
Kurch's Computer: Right, right. Sorry. Remember "The Time is Near."
Kurch: Its over 3 years away. Thats not all that near.
Kurch's Computer: Sure it is compared to the history of the Earth.
Kurch: Ok whatever you say. (sigh) I will head to Akron and see what I can find out.
(To Be Continued)
