I though today would be a good day to let everyone know a bit more about the legendary Hyperion Time Warriors. Some of you may of heard me mention them or heard me mention the old Hyperion Time Warrior joke which goes as follows:
Well even though that was a super knee slappingly funny joke. It minimizes the true importantance of the Hyperion Time Warrior. All Hyperion Time Warriors of course come from planet Hyperion. Hyperion is an ancient planet and has become over the eons a way station to many places. The Hyperion Portal Station is well known in the cosmos and an important place for beings to get where they need to be. A picture of this station is shown below:
Most likely the importance of the portal station and the number of very different beings passing through is what forced Hyperion to train some of the best warriors in the cosmos. They are called time warriors as the beings of Hyperion are all able to shift time in a battle to aid in their speed and agility. As such Hyperion Warriors can wield the most massive of weapons with superb skill and grace. Harry TP Snapperpants is a Hyperion Time Warrior and is currently helping the Armada Of Divine Light with its mission. Harry has 27 heads and comes from the Jono Peaks area of Hyperion (see below)
Not all Hyperion Time Warriors have 27 heads though multiple heads are quite common on Hyperion and all Hyperions are excellent warriors. Their warrior prowess si so good Heaven often uses them to assist in any holy battles. Their assitance in these battles has helped the forces of good maintain balance in the cosmos. So next time you see a Hyperion Time Warrior make sure to thank him for all he has done
