Embellishment, Bruno?

I'd catch a grenade for ya...

Throw my hand on a blade for ya...

I'd jump in front of a train for ya...

You know I'd do anything for ya...

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Now, I love the sentiment, and it's a killer song, but seriously, what lady is going to insist on that?

"Here, Caz, just hold this grenade while I go get a soft drink. Be right back"

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I would go through all this pain.

Take a bullet straight through my brain.

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See, how is that going to help matters? Now you're a vegetable, and your lady now has to take care of you.

Think it through, Bruno...Think it through.