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...Actions speak louder than words...

*sits 15 feet from this whole mess, occasionally pelting you in the cranial area with lifesavers, just to make this shit ironic*
 
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...Actions Speak Louder Than Words...
*sneaks up behind you at Uncle Bob's funeral, flamethrower in hand, and lights you up like a Christmas tree, while saying the rosary*
 
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Actions Speak Louder than Words

*Eats three bratwursts, two chili dogs, a side of nachos, and 4 beers. Then farts on your mother. She goes over to your home and won't stop talking about the random guy that showed up at her home to fart on her. You are sad.*
 
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baldadonis;bt3143 said:
*Eats three bratwursts, two chili dogs, a side of nachos, and 4 beers. Then farts on your mother. She goes over to your home and won't stop talking about the random guy that showed up at her home to fart on her. You are sad.*

*Sets Dave's fart on fire.*
 
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...Actions Speak Louder Than Words...

*reads a dictionary indicating that 'flammable' and 'inflammable' mean the same thing. sets dictionary on fire because it's both flammable and inflammable. throws it at you.*
 
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...Actions Speak Louder Than Words...
I thought it was extremely sweet when you told me you'd give me your heart completely....I'm finished with it and you can have it back.
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Actions Speak Louder than Words

*shaves your head, polishes it, waxes it, drills 3 holes, then throws you down a bowling alley, but leaves a 7-10 split. Then lights you on fire.*
 
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...Actions Speak Louder Than Words...

*puts on a flame retardant suit, walks into the fiery abyss surrounding you and proceeds to pwn you as flames engulf us. When your laughing stops I turn on a flame retardant boombox and disco dance to "Stayin' Alive" over you*
 
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Actions Speak Louder than Words

*Takes you to 7-11 and buys you an extra large Coke in a Big Gulp Cup. Then ties you to a chair and makes you watch the entire Lord of the Rings Trilogy without peeing. Your bladder explodes. You soil your carpet. You have to pay for a new one. You are sad.*
 
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