A bird in hand makes it hard to blow nose.
Carry a rabbit in a storm and the wind'll blow the hare in your face.
Do not drink and park - accidents cause people.
Girl laid in tomb may soon become mummy.
He who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
House without toilet uncanny.
It takes many nails to make a crib, but only one screw to fill it.
Man who cooks carrots and peas in same pot, very unsanitary.
Man who fart in church must sit in own pew.
Man who have hand in pockets not crazy, just feeling nuts.
Nail on board is not as good as screw on bench.
Naked man fears no pick pocket.
Never raise hands to angry child - it leave groin exposed.
Seven days on honeymoon make one hole weak.
Support bacteria - may be only culture some people have.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like bananas.
Two wrongs not make right, three lefts do.
Virginity like bubble - one prick and all gone.
War does not determine who is right - war determine who is left.
Worm that falls asleep in King Arthur's apple will wake up in middle of knight.
You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
Thanks for reading... Have a great day!
Carry a rabbit in a storm and the wind'll blow the hare in your face.
Do not drink and park - accidents cause people.
Girl laid in tomb may soon become mummy.
He who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
House without toilet uncanny.
It takes many nails to make a crib, but only one screw to fill it.
Man who cooks carrots and peas in same pot, very unsanitary.
Man who fart in church must sit in own pew.
Man who have hand in pockets not crazy, just feeling nuts.
Nail on board is not as good as screw on bench.
Naked man fears no pick pocket.
Never raise hands to angry child - it leave groin exposed.
Seven days on honeymoon make one hole weak.
Support bacteria - may be only culture some people have.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like bananas.
Two wrongs not make right, three lefts do.
Virginity like bubble - one prick and all gone.
War does not determine who is right - war determine who is left.
Worm that falls asleep in King Arthur's apple will wake up in middle of knight.
You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
Thanks for reading... Have a great day!
