I was thinking the other day about Crop Circles. Like the one below:
Why would Aliens travel thousands of Light Years just to leave obscure designs in wheat. I mean it does not really make sense. I mean everyone says there is some sort of message there but I mean if you are going to all the trouble to travel here seems it would be easier just to leave the message "Hi We are from Planet Gorbelblatz" rather then some frilly design in wheat. It is odd to me that an alien race would have mastered intergalactic travel but not basic communications.
Then I thought what about all the cow mutilation stuff too. I mean wow you are an advanced species and travel all this way just to torture a few cows. Like whats with that. I means did cows do something really bad in a past life. Or are cows actually intergalactic villians hiding here as sweel lovable creatures. I dont think so. I think they just sit around and eat grass, fart and make milk. Nothing really worthy of vicious mutilation in my opinion.
I also then thought why do aliens have this thing for anal probes too. I mean really with all there significant advances they should be able to analyze me with out shoving something up my ass. I mean does the typical alien abductor converstion go like this
Finally after all this thought on extraterrestrial intelligence or the lack thereof. It hit me. The earth is being used by Drunken Fraternity Aliens. Similar to the ones shown below.
Then I thought what about all the cow mutilation stuff too. I mean wow you are an advanced species and travel all this way just to torture a few cows. Like whats with that. I means did cows do something really bad in a past life. Or are cows actually intergalactic villians hiding here as sweel lovable creatures. I dont think so. I think they just sit around and eat grass, fart and make milk. Nothing really worthy of vicious mutilation in my opinion.
I also then thought why do aliens have this thing for anal probes too. I mean really with all there significant advances they should be able to analyze me with out shoving something up my ass. I mean does the typical alien abductor converstion go like this
Finally after all this thought on extraterrestrial intelligence or the lack thereof. It hit me. The earth is being used by Drunken Fraternity Aliens. Similar to the ones shown below.
Think about it. Who else would do such mindless idiotic things but drunken fraternity people. I bet you these extraterrestrails get drunk take out there space ship for a spin and then talk each other into making designs in wheat or offing a few cows or examining some poor dude with an anal probe.
So what can we do about it. My ideal is we all wear fraternity shirts and pretend to be boozed up. This way the fraternity aliens will think we are one of them and will leave us alone. Also dont forget those aluminum foil deflector beanies.
So what can we do about it. My ideal is we all wear fraternity shirts and pretend to be boozed up. This way the fraternity aliens will think we are one of them and will leave us alone. Also dont forget those aluminum foil deflector beanies.
Another helpful message from the widdle atom himself. 😀
