"Look, all I'm saying is that if the Pope is gay, that doesn't mean its okay for R. Kelly to pee on a fourteen-year-old girl."
"Given the choice between Ben Affleck or Matt Damon, I would fuck Matt Damon. With Matt Damon, it would just be normal buttsex. With Ben Affleck, you could fuck him anywhere. You could fuck him in his chin hole."
"If Justin Timberlake died, would it be inappropriate to play the Dick-in-the-Box song at his funeral?"
[While being tickled]
"But I don't have feet, it's just an illusion!"
"Given the choice between Ben Affleck or Matt Damon, I would fuck Matt Damon. With Matt Damon, it would just be normal buttsex. With Ben Affleck, you could fuck him anywhere. You could fuck him in his chin hole."
"If Justin Timberlake died, would it be inappropriate to play the Dick-in-the-Box song at his funeral?"
[While being tickled]
"But I don't have feet, it's just an illusion!"
